i saw this movie when i was little — ok, 13 — and it freaked me the fuck out. but now i realize i wasn’t frightened by SCARY-NESS, i was frightnened by CONFUSION-OSITY.
i went on to wonder why chris martin was in it.

life must be so… “interesting” to paula abdul. as in… “interesting.”

i asked my stats teacher what she thought of it and she said GREAT EYE CANDY. when that’s all a highschool math teacher has to say, boy, your movie’s in trouble.

i wish this happened at my prom.