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 +17Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Viral Videos Of 2011 (39 comments)

GABE, ARE you making A VIDEO again? THOSE are the fuckin BEST!

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

DON’T you go insulting TROY now.

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

YOU JUST made me with FOR A MEN IN Black 3 that was A STEALTH NO Country SEQUEL directed by THE COEN brothers. THANKS.

 +7Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

ALSO WHOEVER made that MUSIC in the GI Joe trailer NEEDS TO get a nice punch TO THE dick.

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

The first GI JOE? I DON’T know exhaustively BUT I’M PRETTY sure there was a WAYAN’S brother, TATUM was the main character, DENNIS QUAID, JGL, Christopher Eccleston, and–according to Wikipedia, I didn’t SEE it–Brendan FUCKIN GEORGE of the JUNGLE Fraser.

 +7Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (34 comments)

FUCK YES. Super fuckin PUMPED to see SOME EXPLOSION ASS badassery FROM THE Expendables 2. THE FIRST one was super fucking DUMB FUN and I don’t care WHO THINKS otherwise. GI JOE looks fucking HILARIOUS ALSO. Could they NOT EVEN GET half their B-list cast BACK FOR another shitfest? I mean, I know JGL IS ON THE Nolan TRAIN now, but I can’t IMAGINE everyone’s that LUCKY.

 +8Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

FACETACO, YOU just moved yourself into THE PANTHEON OF THE great FOODFACES with that comment. THEY LIVE is indeed one OF THE BEST fucking MOVIES. THEY LIVE/ROBOCOP double feature at MY PLACE, Y’ALL.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

THAT thing is A FUCKING mess. Like it just DISSOLVES IN YOUR hand. And it’s NOT SO MUCH the DIABEETUS INDUCING DREAM that I had so longed for but a goddamn sodium EXPLOSION.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (131 comments)

DOES Ryan ever HAVE LINES since like SEASON 5?

 +8Posted on Oct 28th, 2011 | re: Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much (77 comments)

¿Como SE dice LOLWUT?