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 +3Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Time To Get That Fall Look (11 comments)

If Madison doesn’t make you go “AWWWW,” then you have no heart. If Madison makes you draw comparisons to Honey Boo Boo, you have no brain.

 0Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Louis C.K. Promise: Louis C.K. On The Daily Show (14 comments)

Whoops, r-joke. Better boycott humor that makes light of it. Sorry AR, we at Videogum will miss you.

 +9Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Seth Meyers Will NOT Be Replacing Regis On Live! (18 comments)

Daniel Tosh?

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

“He does this every week. I think his name is Gabe.”

 +5Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Ann is technically the Public Health Public Relations Director, which is still unbelievable because she is a RN. Employees of Public Health departments, especially people in directorship positions–even PR, usually hold at least an MPH if not a MD. She’s clearly a product of cronyism, reinforcing my stance that Knope is corrupt and unfit to sit on the Council.

 +2Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: Do We Really Have To Talk About "Hot Problems"? (18 comments)

I see your Jose and raise you an Arsene.

 0Posted on Mar 30th, 2012 | re: A Street Performer And His Two Nice Friends (13 comments)

I think the question that we’re all missing here is: What is a street vendor called “Sushi Roll” doing in the heat of Mexico City? More importantly, would you eat Mexico City’s “Sushi Roll” sushi?

 0Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: BREAKING ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE NEWS: BARACK OBAMA TO CAMEO! (21 comments)

That photo of Obama and the guy from Entourage made me immediately think they were going to do this:

 +1Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

I thought he was quite charming really.

 +9Posted on Mar 16th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (72 comments)

I believe that we, the ad-clickers on this website and thus the revenue generators, should demand that Gabe be sent on more expeditions in similar fashion to The One Where I Took the TMZ Tour of Hollywood as these are some of the best writing done in the history of this site. Recalling the entry in which Joe Mande attends the Brokencyde concert in New Jersey, these experiences enrich us readers’ lives deeply without putting us in the line of fire; a lot like Shark Week. Therefore, I wish to initiate a petition to send Gabe, Kelly, or even Joe (in a volunteer role) to some sort of terrible thing or another once a month. All those in favor, give an upvote!

 +1Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (106 comments)

Sorry everyone, Gabe just beached over a thousand poor dolphins in Brazil. How sad.

 -3Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: The Only Rube Goldberg Machine Video We Need (12 comments)

Meh. The soundtrack for this video should be Ok Stop.

 +4Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: What's Wrong, Dolphins? (34 comments)

Bravo sir! If that doesn’t make it to the Monsters’ Ball then a thousand dolphins will wash up on shore and it will all be Gabe’s fault.

 +3Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: Who Should Lindsay Lohan Play In The Muppet Movie? (31 comments)

Fozzie Friday

 +4Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: Who Should Lindsay Lohan Play In The Muppet Movie? (31 comments)

Felt Girls

 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Monday Afternoon Dance Break! (20 comments)

So this is the kind of shit white people do at weddings?

 +1Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

Indeed, and there was another scene where Rawls picks up a pornographic magazine from Landsman’s desk (Landsman loved food and porn) and browses through it, eventually scoffing at it and rolling his eyes. Also, note all of the homophobic slurs that Rawls perpetually abuses his subordinates with throughout the series. #superfantoo

 +24Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

 +2Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

Yeah, Gabe is four years late (http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jan/14/obama-gloves-off/), Obama was just recycling the statement on a Bill Simmons podcast released yesterday. Stop sleeping Gabe!

 +8Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

No, I think that Butchie gets the Treasury appointment. The man was always the bank.

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

No way, Prez makes terrible split-second decisions. He’s no leader, he can’t even identify himself as a cop.

 +7Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Obama Clinches Re-Election With Omar Little Name Drop (52 comments)

Brings a new definition to the term “Stimulus Package”:

 +16Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (51 comments)

Damnit. The sign was just supposed to be a string of letters and numbers.

 +6Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (51 comments)

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 +3Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: Baby Gets Jiggy With It Perfectly (13 comments)

I may not be the best dancer in the world, but at least I know not to leave my diaper on the dance floor. Pick up your diaper you slob!