Find Me On:
Tom Cruise: Ray did you fart?
Dustin Hoffman: Yeaah.
Tom Cruise: At least there are no gay people in this telephone booth.
Dustin Hoffman: Yeaah.
they generally cut a lot of the show before it hits hulu. i consider hulu a “best of snl” at this point. i was actually shocked they included the musical performances this week.
i am glad someone else noticed.
What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you? That would be so creepy in real life.
Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to not finish watching this movie because it was a boring piece of shit so I just assumed they did “it’ at the end or whatever.
You won’t know the writer/director is overrated until you see his next 3 “films.”
She didn’t believe in angels until this movie is retarded.
There’s something about your first piece of pie you put your penis in.
Everything you’ve heard is true. This movie is creepy and will probably give you motion sickness.
She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees by showing off her tits.
The greatest fairy tale never told until we told you it just now. You owe us 12 dollars.
Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to have sex with Scarlett Johansen
A man went looking for America and the soundtrack kicked fucking ass!
This is the weekend they wish they played golf because odds are they would not have been butt-raped playing golf, but the odds are really stacked against anyone getting butt-raped on a canoe trip, so maybe they just should have stayed home.
They’d never forget the day he drifted into town, probably because he killed like six dudes and raped a lady to celebrate, so it qualified as a pretty eventful day by anyone’s standards.
See it before you go swimming, if you are the type of person who doesn’t know movies aren’t real.
“The creators of JAWS and STAR WARS now bring you the ultimate hero in the ultimate adventure, turn it into a successful trilogy, then make a 4th movie 20 years later, starring the kid from TRANSFORMERS for some reason.
“Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come because you are dating a girl in 1983, and she has no interest in seeing Scarface.
This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his girlfriend finding out that he had sex with her mom.
i thought it was the east dillon pirates?
A Terrance Howard Reminder: Community Service can take many forms, Chris Brown
GABE! no comment on the end segment in which Lil Wayne claims to be a “true artist” who cannot help but make art?! For shame!
“If you give me a canvas, i will give you art.” – the man who invented Bling Bling
and what about the part where Wayne’s mother was so bored she wanted him to start fathering illegitimate children for her to take care of? what about the fact that the guy who saved Wayne’s life as a child was named Uncle Cracker (or something) and had a Swedish Chef mustache?
Lil Wayne: Behind the Music was far more legendary than your recap would lead people to believe.
step into the Way Back Machine with me, to a simpler time, a time before meta, when Karate Kid and Teenwolf were not yet remade and upper-middle-class pseudo-intellectuals called their cocaine, “White Angst” without even a hint of irony.
No, it’s a spinoff of Happy Madison, owned by Adam Sandler as well, thus making the “I started my own production company to make family movies my kids could actually watch instead of the toilet humor that made me famous, and that is why none of my production company’s allegedly comedic films are actually funny anymore,” conceit the most ridiculous conceit of all.
1 vote for Katrina Bowden’s Rural Juror.
why don’t you have a seat… over there
no, this girl has been into doing this sort of crap since college, i’m pretty sure.
lol i used to be facebook friends with this girl