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 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Q: Does Tom Cruise Get Nightingale Poo Facials? (27 comments)

Do you mean $180 a POOP? hahahahahahahahaha

 +1Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

Canada, too! Though most of them seem to be simple storefront jobbies, nothing like those havens where neon lights blink “FRESH BATCH! FRESH BATCH!” or whatever happens at those legendary US Krispy Kreme locations.

 +4Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Yes! Synergy!

 0Posted on Mar 10th, 2012 | re: ARE YOU READY FOR AN OPTICAL ILLUSIOOOOOOOON? (17 comments)

I just wanted to let you know that this has happened to me before. If you want to start a support group I’m cool with that. But I’ll bet you were wondering what hipsterdad was doing on your computer, let alone your house.

P.S. This is his current campaign, pretty important local challenge right here: http://healthblog.ctv.ca/post/Canadian-politicians-go-on-public-diet-and-misinform-nation.aspx

That’s amazing? THAT’S CANADA!

(Note: I am a Canadian. Also I live in Toronto and still cannot fucking believe this man was elected to run our city. Oh, wait, no. I can believe it.)

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Hey, Kanye West, You're Occupying Wall Street Wrong! (106 comments)

Seriously, facetaco, you were on fire last week.

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Hey, Kanye West, You're Occupying Wall Street Wrong! (106 comments)

+25 internet points for using a super-Canadian GIF!

In other news, I’ve just written my councillor to express dismay at the new plan to reduce library service and staff, even though this is kind of like preaching to the choir ’cause my ward is repped by a big old leftie. The Ford Brothers were cc-ed, though.

Aaand now I have the theme song to Seeing Things stuck in my head, so thanks for that.

No, we spell it “sorry.” #canadiandadhumourwhatwhat #yesiputthe”u”inthere

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (44 comments)

Whoa, I am reading this (late to the party, but) as my daughter is watching the “are you ready? break it down” part of a Yo Gabba Gabba episode in another room (with her dad, relax everyone, please don’t call child services or anything). So it looks like this GIF is singing to me and it isn’t just a side effect of the red wine.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

Nope, sorry, I take it back, the announcing is NOT the best.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

ugh, close bracket]

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

I upvoted you.

[Side note: There are people out there who don’t know that LL Cool J was once primarily a rapper, right, probably? Even though his name is LL Cool J? #iamanoldperson

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

You deserve all the upvotes!

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

Hands off my boyfriend!

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

And here I thought it was a remake of The Dark Crystal.

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

COACH TAYLOR! You guys, Coach Taylor!

 +1Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

Her little shriek when she jumped up to join Poehler and McCarthy onstage was so good.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2011 | re: 2011 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (454 comments)

They are indeed THE BEST. As is the announcing. “Their mascot was a bottle of salad dressing”!

[Who is the announcer, does anyone know?]

 +3Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (37 comments)

Upvotes to you all! This is just an excellent thread. Good work, everyone!

I’m actually really surprised that Kelly didn’t include St Vincent in the proposed cast list up there. Kelly, how are you doing? Is everything okay? Are you eating? I’m just very worried about you.

It’s never the wrong time or place for a January Jones Joke*!

*hereafter known as “JJJ” and you are very welcome for that timesaver, my pleasure.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

Ugh, agreed. He needs to go break up a streetfight or something.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber Has Punk'd His First Victim (26 comments)

As a fellow Canadian (fellow to Bieber, not Dan Electrode, necessarily, although who knows maybe Dan Electrode is Canadian, please confirm or deny) I can attest that Bieber would also add “sorry” to the end of that sentence, but pronounced “soh-ry” (obvs).

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2011 | re: Nancy Grace Is Going To Be On Dancing With The Stars, OBVIOUSLY (35 comments)

THE BEST. Seriously, you guys, every time I see Melon Head Cat I lose it. It’s a whole new kind of NSFW, actually.