What happened to the Russian Bimbo? Did she drown? I can’t sleep until this is addressed.
Also I spent half the movie with my mouth open in awe and the rest with it open with duh!

Couples will retreat.

There will be a war of the stars.

I would like to quote Charlie Brooker if I may…

“Beck – who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it – has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a “racist” with “a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture”.”

I would hide in the garage if my name was Falcon.

Maybe it’s ironic that the family will be doing a lot of hiding from now on?