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Brokeback Mountain 2: Edge of Tweason.

 -3Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

The Shadow.

Seriously you guys.

 +9Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: 2012 (53 comments)

What happened to the Russian Bimbo? Did she drown? I can’t sleep until this is addressed.
Also I spent half the movie with my mouth open in awe and the rest with it open with duh!

 +17Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

Couples will retreat.

 +7Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

There will be a war of the stars.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

This is brilliant.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

Fanny Games

 0Posted on Oct 22nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It (25 comments)

I thought Tim McManus was born bald!

 +8Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

I would like to quote Charlie Brooker if I may…

“Beck – who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it – has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a “racist” with “a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture”.”

 +5Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Falcon Heene Was In The Attic, And Now He Is Puking On TV (56 comments)

I would hide in the garage if my name was Falcon.

Maybe it’s ironic that the family will be doing a lot of hiding from now on?

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Fine, The Falcon Heene "Pussification" Music Video (40 comments)

I have that exact same outfit.

 +3Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E08: Who Disturbed Our Swamp?! (9 comments)

Say what you will about Kim’s “singing”, I’d rather watch her sing than Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

 +25Posted on Sep 30th, 2009 | re: What Should Jessica Alba's Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be? (54 comments)

Ivana Newagent.

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hills Season 6: We're Gonna Need A Bigger ))<>(( (39 comments)

I tried to be helpful. Epic fail. :( Sorry for the double post…

 +4Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 6 (411 comments)

Kim Bauer’s Next Door And Looking Fine!

 -1Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

I liked it.

 +1Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 | re: View-Master: The Movie: Full Throttle (23 comments)

What about Boglins? Remember them?

That would be kick ass!

 +2Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Alleged Pimp Asks Dateline's Chris Hansen For An Autograph (16 comments)

What did I miss?

 +14Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 4 (182 comments)

Peace & Peace