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 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: SpongeBob SquarePants Is OUR Generation's Gumby (29 comments)

Sorry Gabe. I think I beat you to the punchline on this one: http://videogum.com/367882/the-perfect-crime-robbing-7-11-in-a-gumby-costume/justice/comment-page-1/#comment-8852912 …or at least Canada did?

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: This Week In Duck Videos, Pretty Much (22 comments)

So embarrassing that I actually recognize that dollar store in the seagull/escalator video. Apparently, my life is a series of Canadian basement dollar stores.

 +4Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Robbing 7-11 In A Gumby Costume (33 comments)

I like the Canadian news coverage of this story better, where a) the clerk thought it was Sponge Bob, b) tells the robber not to bother, and c) didn’t think to report it.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/09/07/gumby-robbery-california.html?cmp=rss

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Fright Night Giorgio Brutini Footwear (35 comments)

I promise, I mean this in the most un-troll-like way possible, but I need someone to explain to me how to feel good about all of the “web 2.0,” “synergy,” “web marketing for dummies” posts lately. Hard as I try to avoid feeling my skin crawl, I can’t help it. The link aggregation posts and the contests…i feel Iess and less inclined to click past my rss on both videogum and the superficial. Anybody have any words of comfort? Do I just accept this progression as the inevitable commercialization required for a blog to continue nowadays? Am I the only one feeling this way? Just curious.

 +3Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: The Second Summer Jam Of 2011: Katey Red's "Where Da Melph At" (40 comments)

Methinks *somebodies* an ass man…it could be anyone really.

 +8Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

How about some Buzz Media crossover posts? Gabe writes the Superficial. The Superficial writes the Kim Kardashian bog and Kim Kardashian writes for Videogum. It’s called SYNERGY folks!

 +1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011 | re: Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof (95 comments)

I think it’s wild that in a post premised on John Hamm being a goof, no one has noticed that he’s eating lunch with Jack McBrayer!

 +1Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Misfits is good and you should watch it! (163 comments)

Best Post Ever…sorry gabe.

 +19Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Baby Carrots (46 comments)

Actually baby carrots are already just regular carrots rebranded for yuppies. Turns out Americans don’t like irregular shaped carrots, so the carrot industry takes all of those millions of pounds of deformed carrots, puts them through massive water sanders and whittles them down to ‘baby’ carrots. They’re actually really bad for the environment due to all the wasted energy and extra carbon involved in the process, and they end up being kind of bland versions of the original carrot. So there you go, turns out none of us are better than the fatties.