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 +35Posted on Sep 10th, 2012 | re: Amanda Bynes Is The New Ms. Cool Disguise (21 comments)

Done and done.

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs! (29 comments)

Lucky!

 +8Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs! (29 comments)

Today is my sister’s birthday. I always thought that I was the cooler sibling because my birthday was Issac Hanson’s half birthday. Boy, was I wrong.

 +7Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: I Don't Care If You've All Already Seen It; This Is Adorable (66 comments)

 +6Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Baby Meerkats Can Do What They Want (28 comments)

Meerkat Manor and Buffy are the only two complete series I own. That is all you will never need to know about me.

 +4Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Baby Meerkats Can Do What They Want (28 comments)

There’s no audible farting, but that one who shakes is whole body definitely left something behind him. He’s got the look of the [adorably!!!!!] guilty.

 +31Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: RIP, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s Marriage (28 comments)

I heard he had a baby with some one else.

 +13Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: This Kid Just Understands Airplane Safety (40 comments)

This kid can’t even count, why would I listen to him?

 +9Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Donald Trump Secures The Powerful Joey Lawrence Endorsement (63 comments)

He goes by Joseph Lawrence. Show some respect for a legend.

 +15Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E15: The Endless Finale Of Our Discontent (38 comments)

I wanted antonia to make it through just to see mike’s face when he lost.

“Me? Lose to a girl? That’s unpossible” -Mike Isabella

 +6Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: Wait, NBC Is Bringing The Marriage Ref Back?! (86 comments)

Guilty Roswell lover…even after the switch to UPN… I’m so ashamed.

 +6Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Ritual (36 comments)

I think it’s nice to see that the younger generation still has some respect for ritual sacrifice.

 +7Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Ritual (36 comments)

My favorite part was when the black babies and the white babies came together to worship/mock. It sends the right message about all inclusive faith.

 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: The Third Spring Jam Of 2011: Ligia Oancea's "Vancouver" (51 comments)

I’ never been. Now I want to go. Laugh all you want, internet, Sonia Productions Inc. wins again.

 +10Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

You tweetin @ me?

 +16Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: New York, I Love You, But You're Grossing Me Out (73 comments)

My mom claims the first penis she ever saw was that belonging to a young hasidic man exposing himself on the A train. She claims it wasn’t circumsized, leading to the number one unanswered question in the family: fake jew or fake foreskin?

I’m confused. How does this show anything but a fundraiser trying to walk the balance between what the organization stands for, and what the cash money bling wants to hear?

Exclusive! Caught on tape! Guy doing his job well while speaking the truth!

 +12Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: How To Pick Up Topher Grace (49 comments)

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong

 +5Posted on Mar 4th, 2011 | re: Pandas Teach Us How To Dougie (32 comments)

so pandas are definitely black bears with white spots right? (racism)

 +2Posted on Mar 4th, 2011 | re: ATTENTION! DANGER WARNING! HORRIBLE TIGER OUT ON THE LOOSE! (41 comments)

He escaped from Charlie Sheen’s blood! Was he checked for disease?

 +5Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: The Second Spring Jam Of 2011: "Pagan Atheists" (56 comments)

I felt like they were singing to ME! Legends in the making right here people, legends.

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen At Least Sane Enough To Backpedal (A Little) (50 comments)

dang. i don’t know how to do anything with this new pos computer. (hangs head in pc incompetence shame).