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 +6Posted on May 24th, 2013 | re: Happy Memorial Day From Tommy Wiseau (23 comments)

“Elvis died on the toilet, and he was the King, so what are you going to do?”
That is a fucking amazing quote.

 +3Posted on Mar 13th, 2013 | re: Today We Talk About Kickstarter (58 comments)

I mean, one big problem I see is that none of the prizes are “Pay us the cost of your ticket in advance, and you’ll get to see the movie for free.” The closest they come in any reasonable price bracket is that you get the DVD, but obviously anybody who would fund this project is not going to wait until the DVD comes out to see this movie. So that means that everybody who donates to this project will also then spend their $13 or to see the movie. In one day they’ve already raised over a million dollars, which means they’ll probably greatly surpass their 2 million dollar goal. I just think it’s a bad idea for people to be pre-funding movies that they’ll then have to pay to see anyway.

With that said, if they want to use Kickstarter for another Firefly movie, count me in!

“Comments are disabled for this video.” Natch.

 +4Posted on Oct 8th, 2012 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon's Music Video Is Here, Perfect (36 comments)

Vassili. No further comment.

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Flesh To Nutella, No Back (29 comments)

Pretty sure this woman murdered Tasha Yar.

 +2Posted on May 30th, 2012 | re: James Franco Breaks His Legendary Silence On HBO's Girls (47 comments)

“Actor and Author”

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The Legal Battle To End Them All: Who Owns "YUUUP!"?!?! (43 comments)

To be honest, my favorite part about this article is that Trey Songz is a singer, not a rapper. But he’s a black singer, so I guess to the Hollywood Reporter that’s good enough!

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2011 | re: Celebrities Use Outdated E-Mail Clients, But WHY? (34 comments)

Enrique Iglesias uses an AOL account. I’m not trying to be funny or clever when I say that. It’s a fact.

 +16Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: The Footloose Remake Trailer, You Guys (62 comments)

One major problem with this remake is that in 2011 it’s far more plausible that some random extra at the end of the movie would be inexplicably awesome at popping and waving even though he lives in a rural middle-of-nowhere town in which dancing has been banned. The best part of the old movie was when that guy kicks ass for 4 seconds at the dance and you’re thinking “has this dude has been practicing in his room for years in the hopes that one day somebody would start a revolution and he’d finally get to show his friends?” But in modern times, that seems totally reasonable.

 +3Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)

Instead of calling this “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes” they should have called this “Deep Blue Sea 2: Deep Blue Sea, But With Apes!”

 +19Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

I totally totally agree with the notion that other people are getting off easy, but I take serious issue with the conclusion you’ve apparently reached, which is that we should let him off easy too. I think that everybody on that list (with the exception of maybe the people who only trashed their hotel rooms, because who the fuck cares about that, and Woody Allen because screwing your adopted daughter is supremely weird but not a crime) should kiss their careers goodbye. The fact that the Chris Brown thing is juxtaposed with the Charlie Sheen thing makes it easy to see that society clearly does have different standards, but the answer is not to say “Well, we’re letting Charlie Sheen off scott free, let’s let Chris off scott free as well!” (which, by the way, he HAS gotten off scott free for all intents and purposes. Most wife beaters don’t get to guest on SNL). Regardless of the reasoning behind the discrepancy, I think your point stands: we can’t condemn Chris Brown and not Charlie Sheen. Therefore, the answer is that both of these woman-beating cockscrubbers should be thrown in jail. Neither has made ANY sincere effort to right their wrong and they can both eat shit. But hey, at least Charlie Sheen got fired. My jaw will hit the floor the day Jive records drops CB.

 0Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: Extra! Extra! (52 comments)

In the meantime, here’s the video in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdEBu7ODVk8

 +1Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Agreed. Avatar. Awful.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Cried Several Times "Learning" How To Play Guitar (74 comments)

I teach 10 year old girls to play the guitar and they don’t cry.

 +4Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: I Wish Big Boi Was My Dad (55 comments)

I believe it’s actually “Shutterbugg.” But yes. Singular.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Let's Make Up Stupid Names For Sarah Palin's Stupid Reality Show (160 comments)

Ya know, I’m just going to go with the same thing I came up with back when they were making a Sarah Palin porno — Impalin’ Palin: Journey Into The Alaskan Pipeline