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 +3Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2001) MIKE MYERS
aka Asshole In a Cat Suit

We may be thirty years older, but we still have RULES here in the Black Lodge, Agent Cooper.

 +4Posted on Apr 30th, 2010 | re: From The Vault: 2001 A Space Odyssey Titles School Performance (21 comments)

Oh MAN I just had to get up from my desk to go get a drink of water, i was laughing so hard. I think the rest of the office is on to my not-doing-legit-work shenanigans.

 +6Posted on Apr 30th, 2010 | re: America, Meet Your New Joke Thief: Nick Madson (75 comments)

He’ll always be the guy who sucked Vincent Gallo’s cock on camera.

 +5Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E13: Welcome To Mr. Cluck's, Would You Like FUUUU With That? (119 comments)

Am I the only one who thinks that Desmond wasn’t just trying to make Locke “feel it?” It’s because Desmond is the only one who is existing contemporaneously in both existences – he’s bopping back and forth between them again! Which means that this happened AFTER Flocke through him down the well, so Desmond was all “not cool, bro,” and thus, in Sideways world, he realized Locke was a bad dude, so he went and mowed him down. Maybe?

 +6Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 15 (319 comments)

DO you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning-fast DSL service from DirecTV?

 +5Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Little Boy From Back To The Future III (39 comments)

One point twenty one gigawatts…in his pants!

 +16Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

Lost another one to Ditech!!!!

 +12Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

In England, no one can hear you scream. Except Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes.

 +1Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back! (56 comments)

I thought Flashforward was pretty good! Not perfect, but we can’t ALL be Lost’s pilot episode. Nonetheless, the first part was so good, and then yeah it slowed down a bit in the second half (WHAT Seth McFarlane?), but the kicker in the last 5 seconds was cool enough that I officially season-passed it. Good work, Flashforward!

 +6Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

Man, it was so nice to wake up this morning and see all the awesome warm feelings! This may be the first all-cool-people-nice-things comments thread in internet history! Way to go, team! You are making the internet a better place! Or at least this small corner of it! Maybe we should hide it to keep it safe?

 +41Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (203 comments)

Man, everyone on here is so awesome (for the most part!) – tons of funny! Does anyone else here post as iinfrequently as me, just because you think to yourself, “Man, I am not so much with all the funny, and if you can’t bring an A-game, get off the bus to Cougartown!” Seriously, no wonder I only post like once a week. Lack of witty banter = downvotes = :(
But those of you who are hilarious, please continue to be so! It brings many smiles to my day. Yay Videogum.

 +5Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

This might be my favorite recap on the site! Can’t wait for more of them. thirtysomething – 5, True Blood – 3.
I have no idea why I chose those numbers. But seriously, I am psyched about the 30something recaps. A little something seems to be ensuing, which you and I both know is called HILARITY.

 +8Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula (112 comments)

It seems pretty clear this fisting is going to become a regular line in Videogum comments at this point.
“Man, that Youtube clip is sure fisting the Lawnmower Man today.”
“Clearly this could be improved by a little less Glenn Beck, a little more fist-riding the whip.”
“Fistory Science Theater 3000.”