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Snatch actually can work as a weak synechode if you believe that the action of an object is a small part of that object and stands in for the same object.
Like, “Nice kicks”
Kicks being something sneakers do and also a slang term for sneakers. Though
A: Not every snatch, snatches. (GP’s most certainly does for better or worse)
B. Calling sneakers “kicks” is totally retarded.
Finally, I also nominate Teeth for TWMOAT knowing it breaks a few rules.
It gets really hot at 3:42 and stays hot till about 5:01 when it gets goes all lifeless and I start to feel sorry for the actor, myself – just the human condition, really.
After masterbating, I checked out this video.
I’d actually go so far as to say that this post is a cozy house of good feeling that seems inviting and normal until you find Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy hidden in the crawlspace.
Inside a bigger building.
Lazy pussy joke, Gabe.
Also, “cover your hole”, really?
I nominate Synechode NY for TWMOAT.
This is, honestly, the funniest thing I have ever read much like Fear is actually the worst movie of all time.
Drink if your social worker asks you not to force her to come back here. Drink two if she asks the same thing next week.
I’m just kinda hanging out till this site figures out that Fear with Mark Wahlberg is the worst film of all time.
This is Videogum, but my real question is how in God’s name did you find this place if you don’t like shitty Indie Rock?
Did you guys ever play the Hoarders drinking game where everytime something reminds you of your childhood you drink until you can’t remember?
Sorry, I thought that picture was of President Obama.
He should just claim to be a writer, write some shit down about drinking, then read about that drinking in New York somewhere, then get a biopic made about him, then – Instant mythology. Who’s this asshole’s agent?
Forgetting Sarah Palin
OMG, Let’s create an equally offensive party game
genocideplusceleb, I’ll go first
Mercutio: “Why is this white guy doing an impersonation of a black guy doing an impersonation of a white guy?”
David Simon and I went to Maryland and we are still mouring Len Bias. I saw him at loyola doing a talk called, The Death of the Modern American City”
But when you lose faith remember that this is the man who brought Omar into our lives.
I could not drink enough faygo for number 4
Since I was so lame yesterday I will now raise everygirl on this site’s self esteem. And don’t let the first Juggalette fool you. I’d hit it drunk style but she’s clearly being paid by Faygo. The rest will make you girls love the mirror.
Oh but NSFW. Which is important cause a troll would’ve just sent you there.
I prefer Die Antwoord for my Ninja music.
See this is what I don’t get. This movie is like a gazillion times better than that one where Aston Kucher plays the florist. Like, Love Actually may actually get you laid at Christmas, but that other clownshoes movie is like instant suicide.
So now do we all just wait till the funniest comment about Lorrie’s is made? Teach me, people.
Hahahahahahahahaha. I totally showed my ass on that one.
I was masterbating to Mullholand Drive and totally mixed it up.
A better fucking Zombie show for one.
David Lynch is such a goddamn talent that he can make a movie where we know the killer is never caught 3 hours long and it still kicked ass. I think he’s just daring himself now. Like, ” hmm Facebook is boring as shit but, a little dark lighting here, some other shit with Justin Timberlake over here and (somehow) great movie.”
I heard (because I hear things) that he was gonna do friendster but he couldn’t quite make your herpes seem triumphant
and by you I do not mean That One because thats just some other shit I don’t fuck around with.
but the rest of you.
So, you are now downvoting my answer to your question? And everyone else that doesn’t like it go make fun of Hudson Hawk for sucking or whatever you people do…