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 -5Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale! (65 comments)

Snatch actually can work as a weak synechode if you believe that the action of an object is a small part of that object and stands in for the same object.

Like, “Nice kicks”

Kicks being something sneakers do and also a slang term for sneakers. Though

A: Not every snatch, snatches. (GP’s most certainly does for better or worse)
B. Calling sneakers “kicks” is totally retarded.

Finally, I also nominate Teeth for TWMOAT knowing it breaks a few rules.

 +4Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Nine And A Half Hours Of Michael Caine Not Blinking (38 comments)

It gets really hot at 3:42 and stays hot till about 5:01 when it gets goes all lifeless and I start to feel sorry for the actor, myself – just the human condition, really.

After masterbating, I checked out this video.

 +4Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale! (65 comments)

I’d actually go so far as to say that this post is a cozy house of good feeling that seems inviting and normal until you find Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy hidden in the crawlspace.

 +6Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale! (65 comments)

Inside a bigger building.

 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale! (65 comments)

Lazy pussy joke, Gabe.

Also, “cover your hole”, really?

I nominate Synechode NY for TWMOAT.

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

This is, honestly, the funniest thing I have ever read much like Fear is actually the worst movie of all time.

 +3Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Millionaire CrybabyMaker (27 comments)

Drink if your social worker asks you not to force her to come back here. Drink two if she asks the same thing next week.

 +10Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody (70 comments)

I’m just kinda hanging out till this site figures out that Fear with Mark Wahlberg is the worst film of all time.

 +23Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody (70 comments)

This is Videogum, but my real question is how in God’s name did you find this place if you don’t like shitty Indie Rock?

 +16Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Millionaire CrybabyMaker (27 comments)

Did you guys ever play the Hoarders drinking game where everytime something reminds you of your childhood you drink until you can’t remember?

 -4Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody (70 comments)

Sorry, I thought that picture was of President Obama.

 -2Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: And Now Ted Williams Is Going To Rehab, Congrats Everybody (70 comments)

He should just claim to be a writer, write some shit down about drinking, then read about that drinking in New York somewhere, then get a biopic made about him, then – Instant mythology. Who’s this asshole’s agent?

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies (281 comments)

Forgetting Sarah Palin

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: Sonderkommando Revolt (87 comments)

OMG, Let’s create an equally offensive party game

genocideplusceleb, I’ll go first

Rewanda Sykes!

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Double Dream Hands! (96 comments)

Mercutio: “Why is this white guy doing an impersonation of a black guy doing an impersonation of a white guy?”

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Correction Of The Day: David Simon's Hopefulless (31 comments)

David Simon and I went to Maryland and we are still mouring Len Bias. I saw him at loyola doing a talk called, The Death of the Modern American City”

But when you lose faith remember that this is the man who brought Omar into our lives.

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys (91 comments)

I could not drink enough faygo for number 4

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys (91 comments)

Since I was so lame yesterday I will now raise everygirl on this site’s self esteem. And don’t let the first Juggalette fool you. I’d hit it drunk style but she’s clearly being paid by Faygo. The rest will make you girls love the mirror.

Oh but NSFW. Which is important cause a troll would’ve just sent you there.

http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/naked-juggalettes-nsfw-30847080/

 +7Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: Juggalo Toy Drive, You Guys (91 comments)

I prefer Die Antwoord for my Ninja music.

 +22Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually (226 comments)

See this is what I don’t get. This movie is like a gazillion times better than that one where Aston Kucher plays the florist. Like, Love Actually may actually get you laid at Christmas, but that other clownshoes movie is like instant suicide.

 -7Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually (226 comments)

So now do we all just wait till the funniest comment about Lorrie’s is made? Teach me, people.

 -3Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Mark Ruffalo: Terrorist (55 comments)

Hahahahahahahahaha. I totally showed my ass on that one.

I was masterbating to Mullholand Drive and totally mixed it up.

 -7Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Mark Ruffalo: Terrorist (55 comments)

A better fucking Zombie show for one.

 -2Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: Mark Ruffalo: Terrorist (55 comments)

David Lynch is such a goddamn talent that he can make a movie where we know the killer is never caught 3 hours long and it still kicked ass. I think he’s just daring himself now. Like, ” hmm Facebook is boring as shit but, a little dark lighting here, some other shit with Justin Timberlake over here and (somehow) great movie.”

I heard (because I hear things) that he was gonna do friendster but he couldn’t quite make your herpes seem triumphant

and by you I do not mean That One because thats just some other shit I don’t fuck around with.

but the rest of you.

So, you are now downvoting my answer to your question? And everyone else that doesn’t like it go make fun of Hudson Hawk for sucking or whatever you people do…