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Speed Raper
Speed Raper
Dude, There’s My Car
Beer Hunter
Sr. No
The Man with the Golden Pun
Pie Another Day
A Time to Kiln
Pulp Diction
Stay, Wars (can you add punctuation?)
I gave Flash Forward a chance last night and Seth McFarlane plays an FBI agent with two speaking lines. WHAT!? I thought I would share so everyone could appropriately freak out. The show itself was meh but we all know pilots are tough. It’s no LOST pilot and it shows less promise then I was hoping it would but, I dunno, I’ll give it a few episodes.
My favorite part was when they all licked the egg. Of course you have to lick the ostrich egg. Duh, Sookie.
woman 1: Oh my god, my life just changed. Christi, get a camera! This broom needs to be documented!
woman 2: I don’t have a camera.
woman 1: Yes, you do. It’s in your phone.
woman 2: Inside… my… phone?
woman 1: Not inside it. It doubles as a camera.
woman 2: Really? (takes out her phone to examine in)
woman 1: Hurry up! This broom could fall over any minute!
woman 2: This is broom related? (leans over the counter) A lightweight broom standing on it’s own? No wires? No Glue? My mind just did some exploding.
woman 1: I can move it a little and it won’t fall down. And if it does fall I can stand it up all over again. GET A CAMERA!
woman 2: I have to lay down.
woman 1 (while dialing the local news): The world needs to hear about this. Only God has the power to fly into Vintage Blu Consignment Shop & Gifts and use his Jesus magic to make this broom stand up on it’s own.
(woman 2 vomits from excitement)
woman 2: This is the greatest day of my life.
The Incredible Sulk