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Alessa Valentine

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 +7Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Brokencyde "Freaxxx" (41 comments)

I just want to know how it’s possible to pull your panties down and THEN take your pants off.

 +1Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Scotland's Number One Male Barbie (43 comments)

I love the tags. “Homosexuals, Leopards, Scotland” What a winning combination to make up your boyfriend.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Nocturne (23 comments)

My favorite parts are when he throws in head back in Elliot Smith induced orgasmic bliss.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dutch Piano Player (31 comments)

I need this on my MP3 player immediately. It’s my new summer anthem.

 +1Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Nosferatu Dances To Lady Gaga (46 comments)

This has cured me of my Nosferatuphobia. Now whenever I see the movie, I’ll just hear Lady GaGa’s Poker Face in the background.