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 +9Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

It’s all a scheme to try to ensure that no one makes the inevitable, “Call me Gabey.”

To much? I give up!

That was supposed to show a picture of Jay and Silent Bob, but I think it was censored for being to much of a great idea.

All the upvotes because you agree!

Proof that LMFAO and Fergie are really just out to annoy everyone and everything.

 +7Posted on May 22nd | re: Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith (18 comments)

Seriously, this Arsenio Hall guy is going to be huge someday. I see him hosting his own show maybe. Maybe he’ll come up with some sort of annoying chant that becomes a cultural phenom.

 +15Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

No, I am the mother of that puppy.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

We named our puppy Arry!

 +10Posted on May 21st | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Thank You Facebook Song" (13 comments)

Remember in Social Network when the character of Mark Zuckerberg said Facebook was becoming popular because it was cool? This song pretty much kicks the last nail in on that notion.

 +16Posted on May 21st | re: Kristen Stewart Has The World's Shittiest Life (56 comments)

I think what she’s saying is that she wishes she was bullied in middle school.

 +2Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Pig-something.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

I didn’t know this show could be genuinely heartwarming and, oh I don’t know, romantic? The Tyrion/Shae scene. The Robb Stark/Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter scene. I thought they were very sweet scenes. And this is still Game of Thrones we’re watching right? It’s so very much the best right? I’m beginning to think it truly is the best show. Maybe ever.

 +4Posted on May 18th | re: Conan O'Brien And David Letterman (3 comments)

Let’s all say Fuck NBC one more time. All together now.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Hey, You Guys Like Punk Music? (54 comments)

Very funny comment.

 +23Posted on May 16th | re: Hey, You Guys Like Punk Music? (54 comments)

_unk Music?
Funk?
Punk!

Sorry, the correct answer is Junk Music, Junk Music was the correct answer. But thanks for playing!

 +10Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

Magic Üand.

 +7Posted on May 15th | re: How To Wake Up Your Kid, If Your Kid Happens To Be The Best (15 comments)

“I don’t even care, I don’t need to BREATHE.” – Kid with seat belt across his throat.

 +1Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

Good luck with that, netdorks.

 +1Posted on May 14th | re: FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs (32 comments)

It might do Ashton Kutcher some good to learn about someone who truly was aleader and a visionary. It might ground Ashton a little, allow him to realize that when it all comes down to it he’s an actor who makes heaps of money to entertain people. He’s not going to change the world and he probably shouldn’t have an inflated view of his own importance and influence. Just kidding, PROTRAYING A GREAT MAN WILL MAKE YOU A GREAT MAN! Ashton, you have arrived!

 +3Posted on May 14th | re: Tiny Today Show Genius Has To Poop, NOW (24 comments)

The Skidmore family strikes again.

 +7Posted on May 10th | re: Happy Mother's Day From Courtney Stodden And Her Mom! (64 comments)

I was going to comment sooner, but after looking at the photo of Courtney I had to invest in a braille keyboard first. Because I am now blind. Also I forgot what I was going to say.

That’s a firm hammshake.

 +9Posted on May 8th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

Hey, Walking Dead dudes. We ran out of money playing that Beatles song on Mad Men. So… You’re going to have to spend the entire season shooting in a warehouse. You can call it a prison or something. Like they’re hunkerin’ down. Good luck!

 +11Posted on May 7th | re: Genius Child Abandons Idiot Family In Face Of Dinosaur Threat (26 comments)

The giant robot dinosaur was probably pretty interesting. I’m pretty sure what he decided to run away from was his giant asshole dad.

 +8Posted on May 4th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (42 comments)

I’ll buy the Trader Joe’s guacamole kit. It has all the ingredients all packed into one plastic thing so you can basically just smash them up in whatever way pleases you and it usually turns out great. Because who has the time and brains to follow actual recipes and find the right vegetables in that forest they call a produce section!?