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0Posted on Mar 27th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)
Dear lord I nominate the movie “Antichrist.”
Words cannot describe how much I hated this movie. And I’m an evil atheist progressive who dabbles in morbidity on weekends. Just… watch it. And I apologize.





















Ok I’ll give a tad more explanation: there is a scene that serves as a Microcosm of the Bad.
In extreme EVIL SLO-MO (patent pending), “He” (yes, He), played by Willem Defoe (yes, Willem Defoe), watches a doe watch him. He watches the Doe, and the Doe watches He. Then the doe turns, and we/He slowly (evilly) see that there is a dead calfetus hanging out of the doe’s rear area. Then we start Antichrist: Chapter 2: Pain (or despair or pain i forget).
Why do we see this? Ha. I’m not surprised you ask that Mr. Ikea-chair. Because, man. Because.
Ok you really need an explanation? Because like it’s gross but it’s also beautiful. Like death and life are connected.
Ok, yeah I guess Lion King got the same idea across and actually used a narrative. But let me ask you this: did Lion King have show a penis ejaculating blood?
I didn’t think so. That’s how much more deep this movie is. Here watch the penis again.