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Factual Error:

There is no such thing as cow semen.

 +10Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

Not Texas related, and certainly not funny, an innocent man named Troy Davis is set to be executed on September 21st. Sorry to be all videobum(mer).

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: How People Who Get Mad At You For Killing Bugs See Bugs (44 comments)

It’s available through naturehouseinc.com and means you can avoid killing, or even touching, bugs and insects.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (5 comments)

test:

It’s available through naturehouseinc.com and means you can avoid touching and/or killing bugs and insects.

 +3Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Airlifted Dog Story Sounds Reasonable (51 comments)

It was the cops’ decision to send the helicopter as opposed having a few of them put down the doughnuts long enough to scale the mountain and bring the dog down. Send the cops the bill.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gold Surprise (58 comments)

Scrub the blog URL watermark, put this on a loop, and submit it to PS 1, and you’re guaranteed a one person show. #VideoArtIsNeverNotTerrible

 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Song Mashup Is Fun But Challenging For Some (35 comments)

Nice job, Burroughs.

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: The World's First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason (36 comments)

If you’re looking to adopt, these folks are really good:
http://www.barcshelter.org

 +5Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: A Delta Employee Maybe Peed On This Guy's Luggage (47 comments)

What’s his accent? You’re-a-peein?

 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Teenagers, You Are Still Liking Music Wrong (48 comments)

And I hope he doesn’t make it to 35.