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 +5Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I second almost all of this. Not to beat down on Gabe at all because he does this job 1000000000x better than I could ever do it, but it seems like he HAS gotten all of these other opportunities and videogum has a different feel because of it. Not to say that Vgum is suffering at all, because I don’t think that’s the right word to describe it… I just don’t think Gabe is necessarily as present as he used to be. Maybe that’s a result of readership growing, the community growing, etc, but I think that Gabe’s other projects distract the audience from videogum and it’s much more about Gabe as a semi-famous person then Gabe, the really funny, but slightly curmudgeonly writer that you kind of take for granted.

I started reading Videogum in 2008 and I was in a very different place (college!). Then I went to a super easy job that left me lots of time to check videogum throughout the day and now I’m in a really busy job that has semi-shitty internet and Videogum just can’t be a part of my routine anymore. To read everything all at once at night isn’t fun and it limits commenting because all of the babies are in bed by then (joking, sort of!). But really it isn’t any fun to comment on something that has 200+ comments already. Besides reading the post, you also have to spend 10 minutes reading and thinking about the comments? It’s like a second job. I loved you guys here, but it’s too much work. Also, maybe I am getting old and boring, but the hundreds of inside jokes and the gifs get old verrrry quickly.

 +12Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Robert De Niro And Diddy (69 comments)

He started doing that a few sketches ago and for some reason it really, really bothers me.

 +15Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Harry Potter (97 comments)

I just signed in for the first time in 100 million billion years just to comment on how wrong you are.

Very wrong. This was hilarious.

 0Posted on May 29th, 2010 | re: That's Nick Madson's Boyfriend: Brian Corman (93 comments)

It definitely does not depend on your major. $150K is not a starting salary for any college graduate. (I wish it were.) Had he graduated from the Law school and started at a NY firm he would be making at least 160K/year excluding his bonus (and I could go on about this because law school recruiting is my job, but I’ll spare you guys). Anyway – he graduated from GS, which means he just got his BA, so no big bucks for this guy. Especially not after this little disaster.

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I thought the numbers were explained by the lighthouse. At least it explained why Jacob used them. As to why they popped up everywhere, not sure… maybe it’s the idea that the island was calling those six people the entire time?

 +5Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (63 comments)

whoops, sorry I butchered you, spelling.

 +1Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (63 comments)

I throughly enjoyed the “SPEAK!” joke.

John Corbett is the sexiest. Lady talk.

 +15Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

BOOM, indeed. You definitely got him, Mr. Buttz!

 +6Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Happy Leprechaun 3 Day! (51 comments)

I was always partial to “Troll” myself, but I will give this a try.

 +3Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010? (81 comments)

Oh, it is real. They filmed by my job for a while.

 +6Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: Play This Day Off Bizarro Keyboard Cat (37 comments)

That is one very easy-going cat. Mine are nice and all, but the scratching would start about 10 seconds in.

 +2Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: I Fu*king Hate This Calvin Klein Commercial (81 comments)

Shiny, chicken fat abs!

 +2Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: Hutts And Recreation, FINALLY (10 comments)

That’ll do, internet.

 0Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Operation Watch This: "Cycles" (41 comments)

wowowowowowowowowowowowowow! WOW!

 +4Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E07: The "Banana Leaf" (119 comments)

Whoops! The internet was hiding comments from me. Someone already said this.

 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E07: The "Banana Leaf" (119 comments)

Pretty sure Alpert was a slave. In the first episode of the seasonFlocke told him “The last time I saw you, it was in chains” or something like that.

 +8Posted on Mar 8th, 2010 | re: Introducing G-Money Harrison, The New Quiet Storm (50 comments)

Is this song about bad breath?

Whatever, Gabe. It’s all the same thing and fatter.

 +4Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: We've Got To Go Back To The Prison! (26 comments)

ps. He won an Emmy for how insane he was on that show.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: We've Got To Go Back To The Prison! (26 comments)

YES! Creepiest serial killer ever. He stuck heads in the freezer, right?

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Some Heads Remain Caught In Yogurt Cups (74 comments)

I just said that I forgot my password. Everything worked for me!

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

Am I the only one that didn’t really like this episode? The backstory was great, but the island scenes were meh. Fake Locke’s “Whatever, Jacob was the leader of nothing, protecting the island form nothing, he liked numbers, look at this chalk list” was deeply unsatisfying. Maybe it’ll all be important in future episodes, but ABC is promising me answers and it is not delivering!

 +16Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Question Isn't Who But WHEN Is The Father (12 comments)

Due date 4/8/15, 16:23:42.

 +8Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Valentine's Day Card Collection (44 comments)

Amazing! Kahdooz, everybody.