I cannot believe that Cat Knocking Down Water Bottles only made it to #9! That cat got robbed! Are you kidding me? That cat is the best!
I expected more out of the kitten and hedgehog video. I question their “friendship.”
#9?! Ugh. I’m outta here.
“He tastes like a peanut.” –Car Reiner, probably
Holy crap! You’re right! I had no idea…
Is it just me, or is this girl the living embodiment of the claymation Penny character from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (minus the clay and pennies)?
And, yes, I’m old.
The Etsyest Wife
If there was ever a need for a permanent 24-hour live stream, this is definitely it.
I really want to play ping pong with that cat.
Also, ping-pong cat got robbed.
She may be the worst, but this Videogum-improved advertisement will always be the best.
I seriously love this so much. Thank you for reminding me of how great it was, is, and always will be.
Panda kitty’s pee is going to smell really weird.
Long, long ago, when I was in college (Ladies?), I worked at the Bilbo’s in East Lansing. The fact that they had a sandwich called The Fatty Lumpkin always made me laugh. And, if I’m not mistaken, it was entirely innocuous–wheat bread, mayo, turkey, cheese (muenster, maybe?), and coleslaw. That’s it. The Fatty Lumpkin is a semi-boring turkey sandwich.
They also had Hobbit Styx (my spelling), which were bread sticks (no duh) with, literally, as much room-temp butter and garlic sludge that you could get onto a large paint brush slapped onto it. I think there was probably about a pound of butter/transfat mix per order. Plus it came with a side of special dill sauce which was, 3 parts mayo, 1 part sour cream, a shitload of garlic salt and a sprinkle of dried dill. Dinner is FUCKING SERVED!
Open wide for some soccer!
They are, indeed, the best pickles ever. You were right to freak out over meeting the maker of such a good product.
In other news, I still can’t believe I’m totally ok with spending $11 on a jar of pickles.
The Learning Channel
One more suggestion if you’re still looking?
The Best Show on WFMU–either the full show podcasts or just The Best Show Gems, which are just the Scharpling/Wurster call-in bits.
In case you don’t know, Tom Scharpling hosts the Best Show and Jon Wurster, (the drummer from Superchunk, Mountain Goats, Bob Mould’s current band) calls in every week. The whole show is almost always great, but the Wurster stuff is almost always the best part.
Note to self:
1) Save up lots of money.
2) Move out of apartment and buy a house with a fireplace.
3) Get a good fire going.
4) Invite meerkats.
also, “must have” not “must of.”
I am a terrible person.
Oops. Posted this after other comments came in. Donna Darkos and spider boners for everyone!
I was kind of thinking the same thing. First off, I’m not saying Lindsay isn’t at fault. Clearly, she should not be driving. (And why would she be driving in the middle of the night in New York, anyway? She must love driving SO MUCH!!!) BUT, the guy in his 30s who didn’t get out of the way quick enough and was treated at the hospital for “a very minor injury” seems like a piece of work, too. If it’s a such a “very minor injury” she must of been going very slowly.
He better call Saul!
Wow. That was even shittier than I thought it was going to be.
I’m waiting for those totally cool, mentally healthy and well-adjusted Atlanta Twins to weigh in on the issue. Until then, I’m undecided.
That looks like a way better party!
Is it wrong that I was sort of hoping at least one of those assholes would be eaten or, at the very least, mauled pretty badly?
And, dare I say, that mantis was quite pretty? Nice eyes! (Shame about the fly breath, though.)
I got so scared, I replied to the wrong comment!