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 +2Posted on Jan 30th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (32 comments)

I cannot believe that Cat Knocking Down Water Bottles only made it to #9! That cat got robbed! Are you kidding me? That cat is the best!

I expected more out of the kitten and hedgehog video. I question their “friendship.”

#9?! Ugh. I’m outta here.

 +5Posted on Jan 8th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

Carl, dammit!

 +5Posted on Jan 8th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (6 comments)

“He tastes like a peanut.” –Car Reiner, probably

 +1Posted on Jan 3rd, 2013 | re: That's Not Your Girlfriend, Justin Beiber (27 comments)

Holy crap! You’re right! I had no idea…

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2013 | re: That's Not Your Girlfriend, Justin Beiber (27 comments)

Is it just me, or is this girl the living embodiment of the claymation Penny character from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (minus the clay and pennies)?

And, yes, I’m old.

 +4Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: What "Wife" Show Is TLC Missing? Any? (51 comments)

Wife Cops

Trampoline Wives

Stunt Wives

Gun Wives

The Etsyest Wife

 +8Posted on Nov 30th, 2012 | re: Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years (14 comments)

If there was ever a need for a permanent 24-hour live stream, this is definitely it.

 +4Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (19 comments)

I really want to play ping pong with that cat.

Also, ping-pong cat got robbed.

 +8Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow On "Being A Writer" (36 comments)

She may be the worst, but this Videogum-improved advertisement will always be the best.

I seriously love this so much. Thank you for reminding me of how great it was, is, and always will be.

 +11Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (27 comments)

Panda kitty’s pee is going to smell really weird.

 +8Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll (48 comments)

Long, long ago, when I was in college (Ladies?), I worked at the Bilbo’s in East Lansing. The fact that they had a sandwich called The Fatty Lumpkin always made me laugh. And, if I’m not mistaken, it was entirely innocuous–wheat bread, mayo, turkey, cheese (muenster, maybe?), and coleslaw. That’s it. The Fatty Lumpkin is a semi-boring turkey sandwich.

They also had Hobbit Styx (my spelling), which were bread sticks (no duh) with, literally, as much room-temp butter and garlic sludge that you could get onto a large paint brush slapped onto it. I think there was probably about a pound of butter/transfat mix per order. Plus it came with a side of special dill sauce which was, 3 parts mayo, 1 part sour cream, a shitload of garlic salt and a sprinkle of dried dill. Dinner is FUCKING SERVED!

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Fire Soccer Actually Does Seem More Fun (26 comments)

Open wide for some soccer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc&feature=player_embedded

They are, indeed, the best pickles ever. You were right to freak out over meeting the maker of such a good product.

In other news, I still can’t believe I’m totally ok with spending $11 on a jar of pickles.

 +12Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reality Television Is Fake (45 comments)

The Learning Channel

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Gallagher In Slow Motion (27 comments)

One more suggestion if you’re still looking?

The Best Show on WFMU–either the full show podcasts or just The Best Show Gems, which are just the Scharpling/Wurster call-in bits.

In case you don’t know, Tom Scharpling hosts the Best Show and Jon Wurster, (the drummer from Superchunk, Mountain Goats, Bob Mould’s current band) calls in every week. The whole show is almost always great, but the Wurster stuff is almost always the best part.

 +8Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (14 comments)

Note to self:

1) Save up lots of money.
2) Move out of apartment and buy a house with a fireplace.
3) Get a good fire going.
4) Invite meerkats.

 +2Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

also, “must have” not “must of.”

I am a terrible person.

 +1Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

Oops. Posted this after other comments came in. Donna Darkos and spider boners for everyone!

 +8Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

I was kind of thinking the same thing. First off, I’m not saying Lindsay isn’t at fault. Clearly, she should not be driving. (And why would she be driving in the middle of the night in New York, anyway? She must love driving SO MUCH!!!) BUT, the guy in his 30s who didn’t get out of the way quick enough and was treated at the hospital for “a very minor injury” seems like a piece of work, too. If it’s a such a “very minor injury” she must of been going very slowly.

He better call Saul!

 +8Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: The Perfect Crime: This Terrible Lettuce Prank (12 comments)

Wow. That was even shittier than I thought it was going to be.

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

I’m waiting for those totally cool, mentally healthy and well-adjusted Atlanta Twins to weigh in on the issue. Until then, I’m undecided.

 +5Posted on Sep 10th, 2012 | re: This Seems Like A Legitimate Party (25 comments)

That looks like a way better party!

 +12Posted on Sep 10th, 2012 | re: This Seems Like A Legitimate Party (25 comments)

Is it wrong that I was sort of hoping at least one of those assholes would be eaten or, at the very least, mauled pretty badly?

 +5Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: Do Not Watch: Transparent Mantis Eats Fly (30 comments)

Totally agree.

And, dare I say, that mantis was quite pretty? Nice eyes! (Shame about the fly breath, though.)

 +6Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: Joe The Plumber Explains How Gun Control Caused The Holocaust (40 comments)

I got so scared, I replied to the wrong comment!