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 +17Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: SHOCKING First Look At Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (45 comments)

I hate to out myself as a Twilight reader, but you are incorrect with your factoids. The kid does age rapidly, and she stops aging after 7 years, BUT that’s just how long it takes her to reach adulthood. Then she stops aging, forever. So, Jacob WILL get laid, don’t worry.

 +2Posted on Sep 11th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Back To School" Comedy Show And Party (63 comments)

Thankfully there are no pictures of my n’ boyfriend on the couch in the back. i looked rough, despite my videogum t-shirt (which i thought would be one of many… wrong. nerd). Also, FYI, I was the chick during Max’s set with the Coldplay tattoo… damn white wine for whispering in my ear that it would be funny to say that out loud to a room full of people who are far cooler than I.

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Announcing The Videogum Song Contest (74 comments)

If any NYC monsters need a lady singer to bring your dream to life, hit me up. :)

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

how did this happen? seriously, how did this get here?

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Hot Drinks! (42 comments)

Major props to my boyfriend for posting this on my facebook. It takes a team effort to make monster magic happen.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Hot Drinks! (42 comments)

I now consider my unemployment to be worth it. :)

 +7Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

No, I took the front door with my Office Max organizer in one hand, and a snotty, tear stained napkin in the other. :)

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

yay big top peewee.

 +16Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (67 comments)

Hey Monsters- Guess who has two thumbs and got fired today?

Any of you NYC monsters got any leads on some part time work?

thank god someone said something about those hearts. That was basically the point where he was subconsciously trying to warn us all that he is literally a serial murderer.

 +8Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Marching Band Covers The Antoine Dodson "Bed Intruder Song" (46 comments)

Whoever took the time to arrange that for an entire marching band…

This is a beautiful way to break out of that horrible Thursday morning funk (why oh why isn’t it Friday? it feels like it should be Friday).

AAAAh. Stupid filter at work won’t let me see it. Apparently it’s adult content? Someone help me!

How are there so many gifs of Prince making this face?

 +4Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Woman Freaking Out About Chicken McNuggets (104 comments)

Shit, this lady just made me remember how good McNuggets are. Damn my girlfriend, I was just getting straight. (TWSS)

 +6Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: The Full 12 Minute Lost Epilogue (72 comments)

Awesome. That made me happy.

 +6Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Eminem And Rihanna "Love The Way You Lie" Video, You Guys (116 comments)

Sigh… apparently I’m a sucker, cuz I liked it. I really like Eminem’s new album. I really like looking at Dominic Monaghan’s mouth. I think the visuals were effective. I think we were supposed to be disturbed by this video, so it wins.

 +8Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: How To Give Your Opossum A Proper Pedicure (63 comments)

Please go the website RIGHT NOW. This person is BRILLIANT. CAPS level brilliant.

 +22Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: How To Give Your Opossum A Proper Pedicure (63 comments)

I am very frightened. I have a feeling this woman has the preserved corpses of drifters propped up in various positions all around her house.

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

oh man, i used to be so good at these, but that just took me about 3 minutes to see… farewell, my youth.

 +6Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: The Internet: Still Terrible After All These Years (71 comments)

harsh, but fair.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

I’m afraid I literally can’t do that, Dave.

 +5Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

Literally, Street Slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertone.

OR

You can’t be the last guy at the coffee house without literal chin pubes.

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Violent JJ's "Bad Bad Man" (62 comments)

my thoughts exactly.

 +48Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Violent JJ's "Bad Bad Man" (62 comments)

Fucking Parenting, how does it work?

 0Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E02: Donald Draper Drank Too Much Juice And Kissed That Lady! (112 comments)

The musical Promises, Promises is based on that movie… THEATER!