i thought this a fucking joke and a waste of time, until i saw that these guys went through the trouble of putting in the cock at the end of the fight club one…well researched nerds.

there’s a commercial for the foundation for a better life where these special olympics kids are running a race and one of them falls and the rest of the ‘tards go back and pick him up and they all finish the race together…i tried to find it on youtube but got bored. morgan freeman should’ve narrated that…

i knew chinks are smarter than us but now they’re ironic-er than us too? wtf???

mmmm…sooo meaty…

the aisha tyler Soup was like a million times funnier.

what kind of monster would molest a girl with a hairy tentacle? i don’t care how hot of a 3 yr old she is, it’s just wrong

glad to see i’m not the only one who hates Being John Malkovich. don’t feel bad gabe- it’s the Snakes on a Plane of movies.

glad to see i’m not the only one who hates Being John Malkovich. don’t feel bad gabe- it’s the Snakes on a Plane of movies.

A Life Less Ordinary.

wtf? was that salmon rushdie? what is scar jo doing to these talented men to make them overlook the fact that she is the snakes on a plane of people? she better have swallowed that’s all i’m saying…