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 +2Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Norm MacDonald's Reign As "Best Late Night Guest" Remains Unbroken (46 comments)

Every time I see Norm I wonder: why is he funny? Not because I don’t think he’s funny (he’s the very much king of funny) but what is it that makes him funny? Is it because I know that no matter what his ‘bit’ is it’s going to be an obtuse gem of hilarity? I agree with whichever one of you said that anyone else doing this would be terrible, but with Norm it totally works. PS Dirty Work was the best.

 +2Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Let's Play An Excting Round Of "What's Even Left At This Point?" (113 comments)

3 ninjas!

 +6Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Let's Play An Excting Round Of "What's Even Left At This Point?" (113 comments)

they should have jenny lewis play Phyllis!!!

 +1Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: Where Is The Dead Poets Society 20th Anniversary DVD? (26 comments)

mmm…robert sean leonard…

 +7Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: The Fling: For Girls Who Like Their Candy Bars "Naughty" (29 comments)

i can’t wait until they figure out how to make this thing vibrate.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: How Long Will America Continue To Indulge Steve Martin's Banjo Playing? (36 comments)

Hey I believe that Old Gods were meant to be broken as much as the next kid, but for every roots music-y vanity project we’re subjected to, it’s one less Quinten Taranteturd we’re subjected to. But this should stop before Steve writes another horrible book and then makes an horribler movie in which he stars in.

 +2Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Lost: Season Finale (119 comments)

how did you know about my Lost Moleskin???

i wish i could inside Gabe’s mind- it must be like The Aleph in there.

 +6Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: We Have To Talk About The Fringe Finale (43 comments)

Finally a universe where the terrotists didn’t win…

ps: not soon enough

 +2Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Was Clearly $10 Well Spent (26 comments)

how is it that a computer generated shark is a more believable actor than both Debbie Gibson and Renegade?

 0Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: When Did The Associated Press Become A Fucking Nightmare Factory? (44 comments)

these weren’t even disturbing at all. i’ve seen more disturbing things as my little brother’s wallpaper.