This should be your single Nic Cage movie for the next round: KNOWING

So. Awful.

Also… Helicopters don’t “stall” when you pull back on the stick. You know what they do? They stop moving forward… TOWARDS BUILDINGS.

I need an explaination of this caption so I can fully understand the lulz…

MC: “No, baby, you gotta open wider. There’s a lot of pepperoni here.”
Jwowwiewowzerz: “Like this?”

I sent Gabe an email about “Knowing” and mentioned it a few reviews back. This movie simply HAS to be done and i will second, third, fourth, whatever-eth it until my fingers bleed.

It is the. worst. movie. ever. (period)

So I’ve already sent Gabe an email expressing my desire for him to review a certain movie, which, quite frankly, I’m surprised I haven’t seen it mentioned yet on here by anyone. But i wanted to get some more support on here from other people (grassroots movement?) and get the ball rolling and see if others agree (I don’t see how they couldn’t) as to how atrocious it is. That movie would be a wondrous pile of crap by the name of Knowing starring TWMOAT veteran Nicholas Cage.

And…

go!