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 +20Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

oh videogum. YOU WERE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING WORTH DOING IN THE SUMMER OF 2009 WHEN I FOUND YOU
Dear Birdie, I recently lost a really amazing thing that made me feel better and laugh every day. What can I do….?

 0Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux) (99 comments)

hahahaha thank you for mentioning the Eat Pray Love poster redesign, because that was the hilight of, like, my entire summer when it happened

 +2Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux) (99 comments)

Videogum has irrevocably changed the way I (and my former roommate) speak when making jokes (or just speaking). Enough that when my boyfriend started reading videogum he was like “oh that’s where you get it.” So Gabe and fellow monsters, I owe like, fifty percent of my funniness to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

 0Posted on Jul 30th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (131 comments)

I watched weird 1930s documentaries about sea creatures! the Seahorse was my favorite. Black and white film of tiny transparent seahorse hearts! Who knew early nature documentaries are so cool.

 +1Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Corgi (25 comments)

Except for Corbin, Kentucky, one of the last remaining headquarters of the KKK! Also the very first KFC ever.

 +6Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

MORE SHARKS

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

for some reason read this as “I am going to piss on Heath Ledger so much in this movie”

Your comment was actually much nicer!

 +2Posted on Nov 25th, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

that big mustard cape. I could just wear that everywhere. All winter.

 +3Posted on Nov 25th, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

The costumes for this movie look *SO* amazing. I’m gonna go make myself a giant mustard cape right now.

And, um, snow, snow is like, super pretty, you guys.

 +6Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York (132 comments)

After watching this movie the first time, my only response was: “Well, that was a movie about a man who wasted a MacArthur grant”

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Bicyclist Gets A Ticket, Makes A Silly Video (73 comments)

as a bicycle commuter in a city with very little respect for bicyclists (thanks, NOPD!), thank you for this comment

 0Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously (42 comments)

I’ve run into some weird people at Pravda before….

 +9Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

easily best part of the movie: Charles and Erik going on a mutant finding montage. why couldn’t the entire movie have been that. “We’ll show you ours if you show us yours”, PLEASE SHOW ME YOURS

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

“Also the fact that I was waiting the entire movie for Charles and Erik to start full-on making out did not hurt.”

I love to talk during movies and was constantly saying “MAAAAAAAKE OUT” whenever their faces were on screen together

 +11Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

the first half of the movie I was like “Xavier you are such a prick” (because of the “you’ll never go hungry again” mystique, what, you are a spoiled rich brat go back to bed). I think during mutant training montage he won me over because he acted like he really did care about these people, down to the “now throw your lasers and don’t hit me despite how you couldn’t do it the three million other times!”

But OMG Charles/Erik whaaaaaaaat you two in strip clubs with the “We’ll show you ours if you show us yours”? I wish the entire movie were a Charles/Erik finding other mutants montage.

 0Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

I made this exact same comment in the car on the way home

 +3Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

I know she had some comic book precedent but those wings were tattoos, right? WHAT IF HER POWER WERE THAT ALL HER TATTOOS WERE REAL I WISH.

 +4Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men: First Class (110 comments)

our entire theatre burst out laughing at that point

 0Posted on May 30th, 2011 | re: Well, This Lindsay Lohan "Short Film" Is Terrible (51 comments)

and Kristen Stewart

 +4Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow: "People Are So Mean To Me" (51 comments)

it’s like we’re writing the script of a high school movie-slash-romantic comedy where Videogum is the school newspaper

 +1Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

I’m Okay With Huckabees

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Pepsi To Sponsor Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (87 comments)

starfleet in the simpsons?

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Pepsi To Sponsor Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (87 comments)

so does this guy

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Pepsi To Sponsor Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (87 comments)

“I’ll just take a line of coke, please”

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

also <3 JFK in Clone High, thank you