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 +2Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Audience's Reaction To Oprah's "Favorite Things" Is My Favorite Thing (128 comments)

I like how they are getting this excited over sweaters and candles. It’s the little things in life that give you so much joy. OBVIOUSLY!

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (403 comments)

Darn, last comment ruined! Where did the preview go on this thing? I’ve been gone for so long!

 +9Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (403 comments)

“I’m a cool mom.”

 +4Posted on May 18th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: The Bachelor: The Videogame (71 comments)

Bachelor 4: I’m taking this joke too far.

 +8Posted on Dec 25th, 2009 | re: Happy Holidays, You Guys (56 comments)

You guys make my dreams come true!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqOrEeXsjk

Happy holidays!

 +19Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

I’m imagining that too, except with all of the monsters just standing there like

wondering if it’s really Gabe and why they were the only monster there.

Should attendees have changed their avatars to their faces so they could be recognized? Oh, you’re right. They should wear their avatars to the party.

 +6Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! (46 comments)

Because I’m under 21, does that mean I’m not eligible to win the non-alcoholic prizes? If I win (I won’t win) you can have my nicely aged wine, Gabe!

 +2Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: This Makes Me Barf So, So Much (No Slomo) (30 comments)

In the third grade i seriously considered getting dreadlocks (I liked ani difranco, okay?). I’ve never been more happy that i didn’t.

 +5Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (70 comments)

OMG I love your Cadet Kelly avatar! And I’m slightly disappointed that Disney didn’t have the balls to use K instead of C in Cadet (yes, I checked).

 +6Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

I realize I may be really behind on this but, twitter has lists? Boy, school is really kicking my cyberbutt!