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Hey, hermano.

 +15Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Your Banker: Australian Porno Banker (34 comments)

Hey I wonder what’s up with that guy anyway?

From the Urban Outfitters Catalog of facial expressions.

 +5Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: This Is Just A Very Normal Video (39 comments)

Man, Professor Snape needs to stop taking whipits and playing with his macbook camera.

 +14Posted on Jan 28th, 2010 | re: Two Equally Moving Tributes To JD Salinger Posted Without Commentary (31 comments)

RIP JD Salinger. When I achieve my life goal of owning two puppies at once I’m naming one Franny and the other Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters.

 +1Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (62 comments)

“If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else…can you gurantee fridge space?” ~ Ron Swanson

Man wouldn’t it be the best if (when) Conan leaves NBC his new show always featured Norm Macdonald? I like Andy Richter a lot, but can you imagine if Norm was always sitting on that couch? It would be the best thing to ever happen in the history of late-night.

 +10Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 14 (142 comments)

Hi I’m a high school girl who got impregnated by her friend who is skinny and likes indie bands. I don’t want the baby but I don’t want an abortion. I am thinking of giving it away to the girl from ‘Alias’ and the dude from ‘Arrested Development’. Also I am insufferable and say thing like, “totally boss” and “silencio old man” and people think that is normal. Basically I am the worst. Help!

 +16Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: City Of Angels (114 comments)

More like Twilight for people who are into angel rape.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

“So then I said, ‘fuck you Jay Leno’.”
“…What?”
“Fuck you Jay Leno.”