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 +8Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People - One Monster's Story (63 comments)

You could never the Pin him down.

 +5Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People - One Monster's Story (63 comments)

I really loved this post, Shell. Thanks.

I got so excited about this that I smashed my little finger with a heavy book. I’ll be sending you the bill, Shell.

 +28Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: What is the HTML for "Vomit"?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles (101 comments)

Frank, Frank… Mans likes his Skechers, but he LOVES his Battle: Los Angeles.

 +12Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: A Hedgehog Reviews Battle: Los Angeles (24 comments)

Another hedgehog fact: I love them.

And a quick A Serious Monster fact: my birthday is coming up. Why do I mention it? No reason. Absolutely no hedgehog reason.

 +10Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Perhaps Our Parents Just Want Us Dead (36 comments)

Your mom is my hero.

 +5Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live Open Thread (91 comments)

Yeahhhhhhh. Also, Kenan might not be the best suited person to play Holly Robinson Peete. Why again does SNL not hire more (or, currently, any) women of color? Wouldn’t they like, at the very least, to avoid these sorts of awkward situations?

 +11Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

 +6Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

 +6Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

(I don’t really hate Taco.) (But it’s also not like Moonlighting.) (And at first I thought you meant Moonstruck, but then I looked up Moonlighting.) (So no, probably, on the under-30 question.)

 +7Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

Not all tension is sexual tension, FLW. Sometimes people just hate each other.

 +7Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

Ugh, Taco, Spiderman is a PHOTOGRAPHER in his off-time, not a NOVELIST.

Please check your

 +15Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Das Unheimliche (35 comments)

I wanted to reply to this with a picture of an android strangling another android, or a ventriloquist dummy strangling a ventriloquist dummy, or a dummy strangling an android, or a zombie strangling a dummy, or.

Anyway, the point is, Google doesn’t work. Let’s abolish it.

 +7Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

 +28Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

Also, I’m pretty sure:

 +27Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

That’s derogatory and anti-intellectual.

 +3Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

I am so sorry you gave yourself food poisoning this weekend! Are you feeling better?

 +7Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Mans (66 comments)

roast

beef

curtains

 +41Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

I don’t want to pick on you, R2D2, or any commenter, but here are a few things that are frankly fucking ridiculous:

1) Upskirt photography existing.
2) Upskirt photography getting posted to this blog, which is usually not a total cesspool.
3) The idea that anyone’s frivolous hatred of Gwyneth Paltrow justifies treating her this way (laughing about this, objectifying her, making jokes that reduce her to a cunt–the body part, not the misogynistic insult).
4) Telling people to lighten up when they point out that something is fucked up. What is so terrible about people saying “this is the worst” if they think this is the worst?
5) Calling objections moralistic when they are just moral.

This list is by no means exhaustive.

 +34Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Winwood, do you know that there is porn on the internet? And generally (I hope) the women in it have consented to being seen naked by strangers. Or is it less fun if the women consent?

 +17Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Why We Need A Christian Dictator (123 comments)

Also, “A national euthanasia is occurring!” is my new catchphrase.

 +26Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Why We Need A Christian Dictator (123 comments)

I like how sometimes the words appear next to him in an unconventional order, like “doomed to failure” instead being “failure to doomed.”

Actually, I like this whole thing. I am a fan of this video.

Do baked Doritos exist?

 +73Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Is it possible for me to downvote this entire post?

 +3Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

Looking FORWARD to the sequel. Ah, fuck it.