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Make an Auto-tuned version of the Witch saying “I’m melting”? Kids only understand Auto-Tuned nowadays.
Also, Ke$ha’s new version of Tik Tok for the movie should be a hit. Wake up in the morning, I’m in Emerald City.
Where the hell has his French stand up guy been this season? Incroyable.
I don’t think we’re far away from Foreskin heads.
Well it looks like equality has been slowed down to a crawl.
Pro-Life. IN SPACE!
Git er orbitin’.
Isn’t this just another sign that the Dems need Jon Hamm in office? Now.
What about when he was called the worst President ever by everyone? Maybe he should address that embarrassing moment.
To me, Bush is like a kid who just got his tonsils out and when asked what the worst thing about it was, he says it’s that he didn’t get to have any ice cream. For this interview to even be centered around such a topic is laughable, but did Matt Lauer really need to tell Kanye to ‘look at his face’? It did seem like he was bombarding his just a tad, and I think anyone would be a little perturbed by how he was handling the interview.
Obviously 500 episodes for The Simpsons is too much, but it’s not like it’s unwatchable. It has definitely gotten more hit or miss as the years have gone by, and the HD switch makes it seem like there’s no love put forth in the animation anymore, but I find myself laughing hard at least once per episode. And when it comes down to it, I don’t care how many episodes I’ve seen of them, I adore anything that comes out of Moe’s and Mr. Burns’ mouth.
Mr. Smith Goes to Wash a Ton.
All of these by the fairly mundane Wes Blanderson.
James Bonds: Another Way To Diversify.
This Is A Spinal Tap
Star Chores: A New Soap
Peter’s Frying Pan
(0) Days of Summer. I didn’t take vacation.
If someone took my Father and Mother’s bush out, I would call them a very good waxer.
Somewhere, Gilbert Gottfried is getting to work on The Roast of Bob Saget: Part 2, and using this picture in place of a motivational kitty poster.
“Kids, I think it’s time to tell you the story of how I met your dead mother.”
This guy gets it. I mean, I’m no genius, but I know a red blooded American when I see one and he is spot on. When it comes down to it, I don’t want a mosque in a location where the ground zero isn’t even visible. Put it in the village, let the queers deal with these terrorists. Yes, everyone who practices this religion is now deemed a terrorist. It’s easier that way. I’m just saying, it’s much easier and less time consuming to just base everyone’s life story by their appearance (shout out to Arizona!). Let’s face it, if you have a sitar and shop at Linens and Things for headwear, you might be a terrorist.
Justify My Hug?