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+41 is just not enough upvotes for this comment & gif.
at :44 seconds he looks like he has never experienced a cough before. like a newborn or something. so good. i enjoy him.
NYPD are on the lookout for a scooter w/ vanity lic plates “URNTRBL” — which is either a cry for help or thinly veiled threat.
Translation: “I dream of a pile of musky brown shirts balled up by my bedside while my wife is out of town.”
Is this the final slide of the jihad powerpoint?
I nominate Tyra Banks. Inescapable, toxic, crude, prone to blowouts, nearly impossible to plug up.
uppercutz. your comment was a humor elevator that stopped at all floors. fucking ding.
“We felt the Sex and the City movie was being over-marketed,” said Apple. “Relentlessly targeting a demographic group to the point of inundation is simply not our style,” also said Apple.
In honor of a 30-plus year career spanning 2,000 quaaludes, numerous allegations, and one confirmed rape of a minor, the French Raperwovles retired their #1 player’s jersey, which will hang from the rafters of the Cannes Raperdome.
“Send in 30 quaalude bottle labels & get your free personalized T-shirt!”*
* Limit one per rapist.
Why couldn’t there be a prop mix-up, with Dale accidentally grabbing a giant rubber dong when he said “I’m a Republican.” Then he could march off into the sunset with the dong bouncing over his shoulder.
I would watch one million of that commercial.
This guy had me thinking he was a tough-talking manly Alabaman until the 1:00 mark.
Then he turns around, reveals his flowery peacock embroidered shirt, and basically turns into Stefon on weekend update.
I’m with you. But I actually think pretty much *all* of these megablockbuster comic book movies suck.
I go in with low hopes, yet they still manage to let me down. By the end, it’s just fucking subwoofers and visual splenda.
OK I said it.
Reload the rocket launchers in your downvotemobiles.
uhm. something i said? betty white did nudes back in the day…. and like maybe she’d still do it if a facebook group asked her. get it? ha ha? no? sigh.
the worst part about kesha for me is as follows: i can envision pop stars like miley cyrus, christina aguilera, etc knowing deep inside they aren’t the best artist ever™. but i watched that interview w/ kesha interviewing kesha here, and was like, wow, she really thinks she is doing something creative and great in this world. it was at that exact moment that kesha raised the bar on totally delusional mega-douchery.
also, i am 38 years old and writing about kesha vs. miley cyrus on a blog.
How about getting Betty White to flash us her funny old tits?
Another glaring failure of the No Fly list.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
Faisal Shahzad
West Palm Beach Blackbirdizad
When will it end?
I’m going to find a Land Rover to shield me from your collection of capital letters.
between tila, tyra and jay, this week is impossibly depressing.
oh and also terror attack and oil spill. and something bad in greece.
but whatever greece. not even top 5.
“We’ll put her in a cage and auto-correct her singing. Then we’ll have her say she cant be caged or tamed. Then we’ll put her on worldwide media tour.” – hollywood hitmakers, non-ironically, to selves.
“All my upvotes to this great and creative idea.” – billy ray, later that morning.
or maybe vagina flies were swarming the lens.
Canada is American for invisible.
what a slow moving piece of shit this woman is.
pity Ryan Reynolds’ lack of great sword. coffin wood ≤ meat boots.
Science flies us to the moon.
Religion flies us into buildings.
(of course, god and religion not synonymous.)