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 +12Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Freddy Krueger Waits For The Kids To Fall Asleep (25 comments)

this is awesome. i need to visit this site more often.

 +7Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. RickRoll (51 comments)

bad news for me, good news for those on my enemy-list.

 -3Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes (124 comments)

With all the dried up sketelons and carnage, hawaii seems like the perfect place for filming Lost. It’s saving ABC a lot of money when you’ve got the props laying around already.

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (76 comments)

Also, I’m pretty excited to see where Erin is going:
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Michael Scott: What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn’t go out of business.
Erin: I’ve always wondered what it might be to be an accountant.
Michael Scott: Really.
Erin: Yes, but I’m terrible at math. So. [giggles]
Michael Scott: You know when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.
Erin: Seriously?
Michael Scott: Yeah. I just sort of had a feeling about him. [pause] I have a feeling about you too.

 -1Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (76 comments)

Ryan: Ok. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Dwight Schrute: What?! “Diabolical plan?” I wouldn’t even know how to begin a– [Ryan holds up a report: My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute]
Ryan: I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
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Dwight Schrute: [checks watch] Five minutes ahead of schedule… Right on schedule.
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This last episode fits perfectly with the direction they’re taking the show (which i actually like). Michael seems to be a good guy after all, especially his solution for paying one student’s books, one check at a time. I’m not concerned about this show being 100% funny all the time. It all seems pretty clever to me.

 +1Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Lucky doods. At least you guys have a pizza restaurant in your town (which is also not a VHS movie rental shop).

I’m gonna buy myself a few pizza pockets in honor to this event. (Raises pizza pocket up as a toast, and then places back into his pocket.)

 +1Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (67 comments)

OMFGolly, I was terribly annoyed by The Office last night. That accent was funny the first 30 seconds, but the rest of the 29 minutes and 30 seconds, I was not amused. “STFU” I found myself yelling at the TV (I do believe High Def has the ability for the actors to hear the audience).

 +1Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel (72 comments)

Kinda funny the office. Kinda.

Dwight: Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. You?re thinking of deer penis.
Dwight: If you clench your buttocks together while walking, you can really take the pressure off your knees.

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings (47 comments)

The similarites between this and Lost shocks me: the eye opening in the beginning, the plane crashing, cars were used, dialog. I could go on.

But I don’t mind really. I like what I’ve seen so far.

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

The Office seemed 6is out 10. Still, some funny scenes.

[Michael drops from the ceiling wearing a noose and all the children scream]
Michael Scott: Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?

Pam Beesly: Suite 401.
Andy: Yeah I was gonna sing that part.
Pam Beesly: I know now you don’t have to. [walking into elevator]
Andy: Well… except it was going to resolve the melody so, now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze. I hate this feeling! [pause before Andy sings as the elevator doors close] Suite 4-0-1!