his assistants name is Hanz Deiter Flick… its too bad he wasn’t picking his nose because his name is a booger-joke-goldmine (goldmine… hehe)
I think I’ve got a thumbsdowner stalking me…
No, someone should have told her to audition AS a shapeshifting robot.
none of the orderlies wanted to spoil the fun and tell them the TV was actually behind them.
do people really say “dush-bag” in Texas?
Whats with the downvotes? Are we not saying that these guys are Pro-lanski?
I’ve seen Gummo. And Kids. And Mister Lonely. Kids was the only one reasonably good, and that is because he didn’t direct it. The others… well, lets just leave it with this: the guy is a literal brain-fart masquerading as an artist. I don’t really pay much attention to people who come up with elaborate reasons justifying their creative laziness. “Life is plotless, so my movies are too”. That is a cop out, pure and simple. If that was a legitimate reason, then his movies would actually be very lifelike. They’re not. In fact, they’re completely un-lifelike. The lack of plot is a lack of dedication to the writing process.
I propose a documentary about Stephen Baldwin making a documentary about Kevin Costner saving the Gulf of Mexico? Directed by James Franco, narrated by Winnebago man.
I’m fairly sure videotape was still the primary means of recording a low budget film back in 97… not a deliberate artistic choice. TV Carnage, Everything Is Terrible, and Tim & Eric are major players in the VHS aesthetic these days… so yes, using it in 2010 and saying it was on purpose is very much riding the wave of Tim & Eric.
Money? Harmony Korine doesn’t need money! Haven’t you heard? Paper money is so plebeian.
what’s a kidney when you’re skating doubles with the lord?
“give me back my kid…ney!”
- Harrison Ford as Shanalin Hart in “China Harvest”
I’m not saying that Tim & Eric is shitty. I’m saying that he’s lifting their VHS stylings.
I thought he was going to open the box with with his Cold Steel Great Sword.
This guy thinks he’s an original thinker when all he’s really doing is making a shitty mashup of Jackass and Tim & Eric.
“I just don’t see life having plots.”
okay. true, but on the flip side… do you see marauding bands of old people fucking garbage cans and felating tree-limbs?
TRANSFORMERS 3: Rosemary’s Baby Robot
can we forget that this one ever happened?
James Ford and the Giant Peach
No Country for Old Ben
The Others Sister