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his assistants name is Hanz Deiter Flick… its too bad he wasn’t picking his nose because his name is a booger-joke-goldmine (goldmine… hehe)

 -1Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

I think I’ve got a thumbsdowner stalking me…

 +12Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Heidi Montag's Transformers 3 Audition (38 comments)

No, someone should have told her to audition AS a shapeshifting robot.

 -3Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

none of the orderlies wanted to spoil the fun and tell them the TV was actually behind them.

 +6Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan (37 comments)

do people really say “dush-bag” in Texas?

Whats with the downvotes? Are we not saying that these guys are Pro-lanski?

 0Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

I’ve seen Gummo. And Kids. And Mister Lonely. Kids was the only one reasonably good, and that is because he didn’t direct it. The others… well, lets just leave it with this: the guy is a literal brain-fart masquerading as an artist. I don’t really pay much attention to people who come up with elaborate reasons justifying their creative laziness. “Life is plotless, so my movies are too”. That is a cop out, pure and simple. If that was a legitimate reason, then his movies would actually be very lifelike. They’re not. In fact, they’re completely un-lifelike. The lack of plot is a lack of dedication to the writing process.

 +14Posted on May 21st, 2010 | re: Headline Of The Day (46 comments)

I propose a documentary about Stephen Baldwin making a documentary about Kevin Costner saving the Gulf of Mexico? Directed by James Franco, narrated by Winnebago man.

 -1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

I’m fairly sure videotape was still the primary means of recording a low budget film back in 97… not a deliberate artistic choice. TV Carnage, Everything Is Terrible, and Tim & Eric are major players in the VHS aesthetic these days… so yes, using it in 2010 and saying it was on purpose is very much riding the wave of Tim & Eric.

 +12Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Fixing The Eat, Pray, Love Poster (98 comments)

gelatio

 -1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

Money? Harmony Korine doesn’t need money! Haven’t you heard? Paper money is so plebeian.

 +8Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

China Harvest:
what’s a kidney when you’re skating doubles with the lord?

 +48Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

“give me back my kid…ney!”
- Harrison Ford as Shanalin Hart in “China Harvest”

wait until he finds out about Transformers 3

 -1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

I’m not saying that Tim & Eric is shitty. I’m saying that he’s lifting their VHS stylings.

I thought he was going to open the box with with his Cold Steel Great Sword.

 +1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

This guy thinks he’s an original thinker when all he’s really doing is making a shitty mashup of Jackass and Tim & Eric.

 +13Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Harmony Korine On Harmony Korine (29 comments)

“I just don’t see life having plots.”

okay. true, but on the flip side… do you see marauding bands of old people fucking garbage cans and felating tree-limbs?

TRANSFORMERS 3: Rosemary’s Baby Robot

 +18Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

can we forget that this one ever happened?

 +5Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Boonedock Saints

 0Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Private Benjamin

 +1Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

James Ford and the Giant Peach

 +54Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

No Country for Old Ben

 +5Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

The Others Sister