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Here is the first promo for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Gross.
He did not even make a new promo for the show, that is the depth of his laziness. He just took the stupid promo for stupid The Jay Leno Show and dubbed a painfully obnoxious song (the rights for which cost 10 gillion spacebucks) over it. What a piece of shit! Do you guys remember that news clip from CNN from a few years ago, right after Hurricane Katrina, when then Vice President Dick Cheney was on a residential street talking to reporters about the government’s clean-up efforts, and some outraged nerd walking by shouted “Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney!”? Do you guys remember that? Because this is one of those moments. Like, what are you going to do, you know? Sometimes the dark forces of the world are too strong to effectively fight against, but you can at least let those dark forces know how you feel. And how you feel is that those dark forces should go fuck themselves.
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i was thinking the same thing. one millionaire losing his job (and gaining $35 million) to another millionaire because millions of (stupid) people prefer one over the other is much like a group of people losing everything they own and love to a natural disaster and not getting any help from the government because they are minorities.
seriously. so much the same.
It’s called a analogy, douche. chill out.
thanks for the lesson, teach.
Yo, St. Nico!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupthink
UGH. LOOK I respect the AMERICAN DREAM, but do YOU HAVE TO be so fucking SMUG ABOUT it, Leno? DRIVING YOUR car around with “Get Back” PLAYING in the BACKGROUND. You BIGCHINNED pussydick. PLEASE LEAVE us all alone. I CAN’T wait to NOT WATCH this show along with THE REST OF Team COCO! (rhyme INTENDED, BITCHES)
It’s NOT even THE BEATLES’ version. I MEAN, seriously. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
NBC to Conan: “Hey, remember that one time you thought it would be funny to play the Beatles and force us to shell out $1M? Well guess what, we’re willingly paying that kind of cash for our boy Jay.” Man I hate those ass holes. Jay too, yep, still hate him as well.
No no, Jay, it’s get back, not come back. Get the chin putty outta your ears.
Jay is the Pinocchio of TV, except his chin just gets larger
Two things are ridiculous with this: I actually played the video AFTER reading that it was the same promo. Also, working the fan enthusiasm into the show has always been the most pitiful and annoying part of his return.
I think the operative word in that song is ONCE Jay!
17 seconds of ugh, advertising what will be hours of awful
What stale hell is this, NBC.com? Do I *really* have to sit through a lame commercial in order to have the luxury of…WATCHING A LAME COMMERCIAL?!?!!? Oh, fuck you NBC and your fuckety fuck Jay Fucko shitshow.
Jay Fucko is the BEST new name.
I will be calling Jay Fucko that for the rest of my life.
cut and paste from my facebook for your pleasure:
Political Views: http://tinyurl.com/thisumsitup
yeah, i claimed that tinyurl.
I hope he gets Kevin Smith to be his first guest!
Obligatory two seat joke.
Mr. Leno,
If we’re going to be communicating our true feelings through the use of smugly chosen classic Beatles songs, I’ve got one that perfectly describes how I feel about seeing you back on the Tonight Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2S7kKLtEQ
I would have gone with “Not a Second Time”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcCdX1iu9Uc
Did The Beatles ever do a song called “You’re a Disgusting Bitchass Soulless Treasure Troll of an Assbag Fuck You You’re Horrible I Hate You”? Because that would work too.
That was Wings.
Dear Jay,
Go away
LoveHatefully yours,RTony.
Hey, whats up with Justin Beiber?
What’s Jay Leno? Every since Lopez Tonight hit the airwaves I’ve forgot anything else existed.
Didn’t people get tired of making fun of Jay Leno a few weeks ago? Its not like anybody here even watches the Tonight Show. Lets go back to videos of little kids singing Tik Tok.
i don’t know if it speaks to my optimism or stupid naivete that i keep being newly appalled by jay leno’s horrible-ness.
Coco was a man we all thought was real funny
Guess NBC didn’t know.
Leno left his home in the 10-p-m time slot
For somebody else’s show.
As soon as I saw this promo last night, I was thinking “What will gabe blog”? Or actually WWGB. Also, I was filled with an existential dread. But mostly WWGB.
I think the thing I resent the most about Jay Leno is that he has made me despise him on a visceral level, because in spite of hating ON most everything in pop culture I don’t actually hate/wish violence on many people in this world. But I have a deep urge to punch Jay Leno in the ovaries, and that feeling makes me even angrier.
I’m kinda happy Leno is going back to 11:30. As much as I like Conan, his show conflicted with my Letterman viewing and now I don’t have to choose.
Please join Rupert Pupkin’s Facebook group, “I Promise Not To Watch Jay Leno”:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=308601517905
Let’s make history or something.
There’s another much worse promo for Jay posted over at Gawker with the same music but featuring Leno driving one of his insanely expensive sports cars with a smug look on his face.
Why did I just watch a thirty-second commercial in order to watch a seventeen-second commercial?
Everything about this is just ugh. But I think my favourite ugh is how they have completely scrubbed Conan from their memory banks. I find that really offensive. Like, if Johnny Carson had fought back when Leno pushed HIM out, would NBC have been like “BURN THE CARNAC FOOTAGE! SALT THE EARTH! THERE IS NO CARSON!”
Leno is the devil.
he’s like the George W. Bush of late-night television. no matter how hard you try, you will never quite figure out who his supporters are (e.g. the lady in an oprahesque frenzy waving her hands), why they support him, or how he got elected.
This shows that women have more class than men she’s not even gawking at his chin my girlfriend is looking him in the eye, meanwhile Leno daydreams about a 66 Ford Galaxie.
Also the T of the should be capitalised as it follows a full stop