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Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.” With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.
And you may not find any you’ll want to go down. In that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town. It’s opener there in the wide open air.
Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.
And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.
Oh! The Places You’ll Go!
You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.
You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Ludacris or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Ludacris or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!
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god, I was hoping spiderman came out at the end and showed them how it’s done.
And to think that I saw it on Rodeo Drive
and on unrelated notes:
1) I hope the doctor went ok, going to the doctor’s the worst.
2) I was at Heathers the other night (for those that don’t know, it was the sight of the NY Monster Mash or whatever it was called.) I’m happy to say that they still have one of the Twilight napkins hanging on the wall like the beautiful art it is.
He’s got Whos in diff’rent area codes…
Hey Ludacris, how low can you go?
no offense to these fine ladies, but i’ve seen pre-teens on porches shake it better. which i guess is more of a commentary on new orleans when you think about it. also am i a bad feminist for having that as my first reaction? whatever, it’s friday.
also, there are a number of young sassy men who can shake it better down here:
http://tiny.cc/0uBEt, http://tiny.cc/mtWuc
warning: these kids might be underage? there are tons of these on youtube. i’m constantly amazed they are not flagged. and the ones with girls are simultaneously better and worse. i don’t think i’ll link anymore, because i will look like a creep. just type in “new orleans bounce” and prepare to be amazed (? possibly amazed isn’t the right word, depending on how you feel about this stuff. i think everyone was kinda oogied out by the graveyard post awhiles back).
actually, just go to this user page. http://www.youtube.com/user/princeas504
sorry gabe! sorry everyone! i am a total creep who loves this stuff way too much. you see it just all the time. also i’m totally hyped on it at the moment since it’s mardi gras and the next two weeks are basically bounce parties, old men two stepping, parades, and drinking in the streets for me. also that whole superbowl thing. ugh, seriousy, i’ll leave this thread now. i’ve got work to do?
um.. thanks? i guess?
Subscribed! I love booty bouncing… hard has hell, and wicked fun. Whatevs… haters gonna hate.
As a fellow New Orleanian, I’m thrilled that you brought some New Orleans Bounce to Videogum. And these next two weeks are hands down the best weeks of the year.
Well, I loved those. Except for this one (obvious viral marketing for Home Depot): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxrrTFpi88
Well, at least they aren’t booty dancing on graves.
Also, I’d like to add that once I was in an interpretive dance class and our final project/performance was to make a dance number out of Oh The Places You’ll Go. There was some (attempted) booty dancing if I remember correctly. Too bad we were all skinny 13-year old white girls. I knew better.
See, I prefer the gravestone booty dancers. They are fully clothed, and not in danger of slipping on wet cement, breaking their heads open and drowning in a pool.
If they can’t bring it, then they deserve to drown.
In case anyone cares, that young lady in the black pants is Dwight Howard’s baby mama.
Green Eggs and BLAM!
The Cat in the Thong
One Tramp Two Tramp Drunk Tramp Orange Tramp
I only trust booty shakers who work it in the graveyard.
I was a few minutes tardy to that comment party.
Ha what a great company holiday party that was! Memories…
And to think that I shook it on Mulberry Street.
Uh oh
I like to think that this is popular because it’s hilarious and not at all sexy. I guess I’m racist.
Let be real, what does that white chick think she’s doing? Everyone knows white chicks can’t ass clap or even simply shake dat jelly. Before you get all bent out of shape, its okay if I say things like that because I have a picture of a white woman in my wallet (its my mom).
dude, bouncin is hard to learn but once you’ve grown comfortable with how to do it, it’s sort of like perpetual motion and kinda easy to manage. sincerely, a scrawny white chick.
Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to downward dog.
How It Is Done. Very NSFW unless you happen to work for Nelly. (Top Tip: skip ahead to 5:15 to witness the greatest moment in music video history)
Eww.
sorry but not as hot as david hyde pierce and john cooper.
OH MY GOD HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO MAKE GIFS. HOW DO I DO THAT. whoops, there goes my productivity for the rest of the day.
I was not ready for that oobleck.
does this post make anyone else feel pretty
? on the surface it’s just a hilarious post, but actually reading the poem and then watching the video is… how should i say this? gabe, you are a ninja at making me cognitively dissonant (ooh someone else went to college).