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Every month, Duh Aficionado magazine has at least one feature-length article about how R. Kelly is a lunatic, duh. This month, upon the release of his song “Echo,” R. Kelly appears to have stirred up some controversy, or at least to believe that he has stirred up some controversy, with his use of yodeling in the song. Sure. Very controversial. If you look up “controversy” in the dictionary, I am sure there is a photo of R. Kelly standing on a mountain with an alphorn in one hand and a teenage girl in the other. But, so, in light of this FIRESTORM surrounding the yodeling in his song, R. Kelly this week has started posting short videos on-line that are directed to random, individual members of Twitter? Responding to their questions and concerns? I mean, no offense to @sierracandia, @Jonebek, @cadieparanoia, @keltron8500, and @braidedgirl, I am sure they are genuinely confused and upset, but R. Kelly is taking what could only be considered mild criticism pretty hard. Let’s put it this way: he is working much harder to respond to questions and concerns over the yodeling in his song “Echo” than he ever did to the questions and concerns over his history of urinating on underage women. For public figures, it is important to get out front and “control the story” but this story?
Haters will hate, R. Kelly! And you are mentally ill! You should get out of that armchair and into a brain hospital!
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You guys watched Trapped in a Closet right? Parts 1 and 2? I’m just wondering.
If you’ll allow me to answer your question with a question: do you not consider me to be a professional at what I do?
Gabe. Can we PLEASE have a new weekly feature, uncovering a new chapter of Trapped in the Closet each week? A boy can only dream (of this feature).
does “parts 1 and 2″ mean “chapters 1-22″?
I would actually LOVE to see a similarly explanatory video about the making of “Trapped in the Closet.”
Get the DVD. The “commentary track” is actually just video of Kells smoking a cigar and watching it. He says stuff every now and then but its mostly just him getting stoked watching it.
In this Twitvid video he says that he has 15 more chapters recorded, and he wants to know if “y’all are ready” http://www.twitvid.com/F10AF
I find myself to be aroused and titillated by your username, however I am not convinced you understand how acronyms work.
Oh sure you laugh now, but wait until Phat Pharm releases its newest line of urban Lederhosen…
Sippin’ on some Swissyrup.
(Why do I do this to myself?)
‘Echo’ is great. There is a direct proportion between Kells’ craziness and his best music.
“Echo”: Great song? or the Greatest song?
I’m going out on a limb here and saying “Greatest song.” Really.
It’s hard to beat the ‘Sex in the Kitchen’ Remix, even with (or especially with) the rant at the beginning.
insta-hit, and I’m not even being sarcastic. Anyway, R Kelly hasn’t aged in what, 30 years? Where does he purchase his baby fetuses?
I believe his secret is Ricola.
“An echo is like when you’re in a sound-booth and you peeing on a… I mean when you’s in the mountains and you yell loud… you know what I’m saying boo?”
Five seconds after I read this a car outside starting play “Echo” very loudly.
Excuse me while I make a tinfoil hat and huddle in the shower.
I don’t understand… who could possibly have a problem with the yodeling?
That’s my Robert. Always yodeling at people.
It was only a matter of time, so I might as well be the one to do it:
These accusations are shocking and baseless! Everyone knows R Kelly would never be caught dead with a teenage girl; he prefers them around 9 years old. Get your facts right, haters!
Gabe, you sound like my doctor. Gabe, just write me for the vicodin and if I don’t need them I won’t take them. Gabe you seem really excited for this procedure. Gabe, no gloves? Oh and the parts one and two are chapters 1-22. I bought the DVD on canal street and it came as disc one and two.
Well, at least it’s good news for Aziz Ansari…
This!
Do not question whether R. Kelly has a picture of a teenaged girl in his wallet, boo.
R. Kelly’s lyrics are so literal he has to explain them.
R Kelly should have to respond in song to every accusation. You guys should turn it into the next party game. Baseless accusations are Kelly must respond to in song.
R Kelly should have to respond in song to every accusation. You guys should turn it into the next party game. Baseless accusations R Kelly must respond to in song.
Drat. One of these comments is not like the other.
You can joke about “Urban Lederhosen” all you want. The following clip of Billy Mo has been around for decades:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FgN2jWarA
I just realized how imperative it is that I personally comment on all R. Kelly posts
Gabe, this is why I come on here. A funny video worth a chuckle turns into an all out giggle-fest when combined with your writing. Thanks, bud!
you guys! @sierracandia is my friend! worlds really DO collide!!
I like how he’s “buggin’ out” that he echoed “echo”, like he doesn’t get enough credit for being a clever genius.