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Have you ever seen Dune? You’ve seen Dune. You remember in Dune how the only way to be allowed to wear the blue contact lenses is if you can hold your hand in the itchyburn box for so long that you prove that you have a very high tolerance for itching and burning? And then people see you, they see your bright blue eyes, and they are like, oh man, do not mess with that guy’s hands, especially if you rely on itching or burning to thwart your opponents. And then Sting sings “Fields of Gold”? And Kyle MacLachlan is like “Diane, big success on the sand planet today. Great coffee. About to try their Spice Pie.”
The point is, Courtney Love is basically our generation’s itchyburn box from Dune. The idea of spending even just five minutes in the same room with her can bring most adults to tears. “I don’t even want to be the Kwisatz Haderach!” they say. “It itchyburns my eyes!” What a human mess.
“It’s all about the bathroom.”
–Courtney Love’s tombstone
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Yikes. My schadenfreude is just saddened-freude. She’s pitiable.
you forgot the dates. (? – 2012)
Whoops! Sorry.
Courtney Love
1902-2012
Courtney Love = Serina from Gossip Girl + Lindsey Lohan’s sex tape + dog shit
Where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song.
?I don?t feel like embarrassing Kurt by talking about what a psycho hose-beast his wife is especially because he knows it already.? Some things never change!
So facelift bars aside, this book of ELI Soundtrack seems kinda nuts. Is it just gonna fly into my cart when I go to the store? Cuz the link just FLIES INTO MY MOUSE CLICK WHEN I TRY TO LOGIN /rant
Indeed, Courtney, who knew that you should’ve filmed yourself frying eggs. So many irreplaceable moments lost.
I must not fear Courtney Love.
Courtney is the mind-killer.
Courtney is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face Courtney.
I will permit her to pass over me and through me.
And when she has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see her Twitter feed.
Where Courtney has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
You should get more upvotes for this.
Eh, deep cuts for the Dune superfans (-nerds) have a pretty slim audience.
How many tranquilizers did she wash down with champagne here? And the makeup artist must want to kill her for moving her head around so much. Ah, C Love, you keep rockin on you weird beyatch. It really IS all about the bathroom…cuz that’s where the drugs are?
Not going to lie, Gabe’s Dune references were definitely an influence in my reading the book last week. Adjunct Professor Spice Eyes, over here.
She looks (and sounds) just like Stevie Nicks near the end. Stevie Nicks’s end, not the end of this video.
Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
At least she hates Ed Hardy… I’m just looking for the positive, you guys.
I don’t dislike her any more. She’s just a really sad, messed up person and an addict. I hope she gets her life in order.
aw i’ve been watching a lot of twin peaks lately too!