This is a useful guide to the city for people who love great comedians (David Cross, Kumail Nanjiani, Brett Gelman, Dave Hill, @julieklausner) but hate good ideas. Tourists, do not listen to these guys!

This is a useful guide to the city for people who love great comedians (David Cross, Kumail Nanjiani, Brett Gelman, Dave Hill, @julieklausner) but hate good ideas. Tourists, do not listen to these guys!
Ahem… I think there’s a link thingie missing from this almost-certainly laugh-inducing post.
Yay! There it is! Let the laughs ensue! (On my next break.)
Dave Hill= someone I need explained to me, always.
Especially now!
Weird. This gif is my mother-in-law, but younger, but not really, but dang. That’s exactly how she still dresses. And her hair is cropped like that. Different color. FYI.
For anyone who actually reads this, please accept my sincerest apology for posting this thought. Stoopid. FYI.
uh i sincerely agree with the insincere suggestion that dunkin donuts is a place to go. i am from the midwest and i recently moved back here from the east coast and you don’t know what you got til it’s gone. dunkin donuts is easily #4 on my list next time i’m in ny.
Sbarro was my place, now all these tourists will be there and I won’t be able to get a seat or pizza
Niketown was great until the bridge-and-tunnel crowd got wind of it.
Does it mean that I’m getting old because I wanted to smack everyone in this video?
Paul Dinellooooooo!! Where is that man nowadays?
Kumail Nanjiani is so adorable and hilarious. I want to pinch his cheeks. The upper ones.
aw me too! and dave hill too (i love them both so much!)
whuut, i’m sorry i swear i hit ‘in reply to becca’ there (and did not preview)! oh well.
Also: when i first glanced at this post without really concentrating on what it was telling me, i jumped to the conclusion that i would be clicking on like an ohmyrockness-style website for comedy. Like, so that if i wanted to see where i could catch like John Mulaney or Wyatt Cenac or whoever doing standup, or see who was at Big Terrific this week, i could do it all in one convenient location. i liked this video, TBS very funny, but why don’t we have a website like that yet???