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I’m glad that you broke up with your ex-boyfriend, Nick, but your new boyfriend, BJ, doesn’t seem much better. I judge you for the lord.
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Man, Leno gets cancelled, Colby is back, this might be the best day yet! Fingers crossed for another LOST post (which would make 3 days in a row if you count the “Jack Sawyer” thing).
I hate to spoil your Lost excitement but it’s looking like Obama’s going to preemt the Lost premeire on Feb 2nd for the State of the Union. (His other option is pre-emting the American Idol premeire the week before and No One wants to mess with Simon Cowell)
I did hear about that. I wish they would go back to using radio for state of the union addresses. Or maybe they should re-do the premiere of LOST as a radio play.
I did hear about that. I wish they would go back to using radio for state of the union addresses. Or maybe they should re-do the premiere of LOST as a radio play.
Oops, posted twice. But it bears repeating, right?
“Do everything for the Lord and not for men.” ? I think we know that everything BJ does is for men.
For real right? “”You do everything for the lord! You mow the lawn for the lord, wash dishes for the lord.” I’m sorry but am I the housekeeper for the Lord? This is 2010 and this is AMERICA! And I am a WOMAN! So how about “being in mid-level management for a information networking company because the glass ceiling is very real no matter what you say. wait why are you escorting me to Jezabel? get your dirty paws off of me!”
This makes me feel like a Crazy Little Party Girl! Well if I was a girl, and enjoyed parties, and was mentally ill.
everything bj says sounds sarcastic. and also, i think he’s having an affair with this lord guy. but he’s so cool i think i’ll stay with him anyway.
At 0:30, the one kid was so excited to “let his love begin” that he jumped into oncoming traffic.
Posting for the lord here.
Back when you could take your skateboard to school. A simpler time in America.
And hanging out with Colby didn’t automatically mean you were drinking this stuff:
“I’m running your wood through my database” said to a kid named BJ…
YEESH, I think that Colby is your boyfriend.
P.S. I think that Colby’s Place jumped the shark once they added a laugh track.
I was like, “what’s this? is this some show from the 80′s that I don’t know about because I was glued to Nickelodeon for the last half of that decade, and I’m sorry you didn’t have cable, but as a child I wasn’t concerned with watching every kids show in case there might be a decade-long 80′s nostalgia meme 20 years down the road”, then this got weird. So I had to look it up, and it turns out they were making this right up to 2000! Why does the robot have a keyboard around his waist?
I hope Colby eventually enslaves the human race. For the lord.
Before Colby was a hit show on the Trinity Network (what the fuck is that?) they were available in VHS form (think bricks that played movies, kids) at our local church library. They are probably still there, gathering dust, much like Colby and all the other computers the size of telephone booths.
Gotcha. So like Veggie Tales, but horrific.
Did they invent sarcasm in the 90s?
Apparently, the only thing separating EXTREME skateboarding from frilly figure skating skating is a dash of Christianity.
Colby’s a computer? I thought he was some keyboard slot machine hybrid.
:27. Racist.
Seriously! I’d just decided I was too lazy to take a screengrab of it when I read this comment.
“Hey, we don’t serve their kind here.”
This video made me check out Mark Rogowski’s wiki page. It says that he is eligible for parole this year.
Oh my god. You cannot make this shit up. The murder weapon:
But yeah, just so everyone knows, Mark isn’t in this video, but was a famous skater who became intensely Christian and then killed his girlfriend. More you know and all.
NOTHING can make you feel better than a $200,000 skateboard.
And i only say that because i’m a Satanist.
Andre Walton is now in jail for child molestation charges
I man-scape for the lord. No homo.
HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
Can whoever designed Colby’s Place (and The Max) (and Punky’s Place) start designing restaurants again? Eateries aren’t as colorful as they used to be.
“Appearances aren’t important,” says this disingenuous, hypocritical sk8er b0y.
God made his hair that way.
I can’t decide if this should have a Fake Rap tag or not. On one hand his “rap” is about staying gnarly in the eyes of the Lord or whatever, but on the other hand, he’s actually a young black male.
Am I the only one for whom this is just not wanting to play? I’m sure I paid my YouTube bill on time this month!
“You do everything for the lord! You mow the lawn for the lord, wash dishes for the lord.”
I kick ass for the lord!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
I think I would feel pretty fucking good if I had a $200,000 skateboard.
A laughtrack for the lord.
“I’m glad that you broke up with your ex-boyfriend, Nick, but your new boyfriend, BJ, doesn’t seem much better.”
Correction: Nick is my boyfriend now and forever.
Nick and I are engaged, actually. We’re getting married on top of a mountain and our wedding china pattern is Rambler Rose,
Girl don’t you EVEN try to take my boyfriend from me. Wait, no, I dare you to even try! He’ll never leave me because he loves my chicken tetrazinni!!!
Nick and I were actually talking in bed the other day, and he said that he NEVER loved your chicken tetrazinni. He was FAKING IT.
WHAT. I’m familiar with Colby (DUH) but since when has he been a Computer For the Lord? Did I miss something in Colby Ep. 0101??
The holidays were no good for Colby’s figure.
Where the f are flippy and floppy?!!???
How about the black kid’s teeth? They’re sticking out from his gums at almost a 90 degree angle. Come on, 1980s orthodontia, you can do better than that!
should i be worried that i found this incredibly amusing? not even ironically, but sincerely? “but then you’d burn your feet!”
you monsters can bash on christian kids shows all you want but let’s see you rollerskate around a tiny set in an enormous computer costume while operating eye and mouth controls AND teaching kids that their skateboards are beautiful just as God made them.