If today has had a theme it is heavy metal children on conveyor belts. Good theme! (Via TheDailyWhat.)

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Comments (22)
  1. we could also use the theme: “parents who should stop forcing things onto their kids.”

  2. Juggalo Babies!

  3. Pacifiers are for little bitches!!

  4. the ending is very un-metal

    • i dunno…at every metal concert i’ve attended* the lead singer closes by telling the fans to grab their blankies and blows them kisses.
      *all zero.

  5. Spongebob Square Pants Blankie: So Metal.

  6. Cute kid, but sorry, not metal.

  7. I tired of that song before Nu-Baby did. Would it kill you guys to play a little more Foghat around here?

  8. Manson family vacation.

  9. I can’t wait until that kids grows old enough to develop his own taste in music and tells his parents that theirs sucks.

  10. Somebody put some house music on, because this kid is FIST-PUMPIN’ LIKE CHAMPS.

  11. Mommy’s right. She is mean. For subjecting her child and now the internet to that horrid song.

  12. For some reason I was 100% fine with the baby doing the Stanky Leg on a table, but this just seems wrong. Am I racist or are hip-hop parents > metal head parents??

  13. That is going to be one angry kid!

  14. A Youtube comment:

    “PLEASE learn how to properly restrain your child in his carseat! This is the scariest thing I have seen in awhile. His straps are much too loose, he shouldn’t be able to move? back and forth like that and his chest clip should be at armpit level. The seat itself looks too upright and it’s one of the lowest rated on the market. Instead of posting videos to YouTube, perhaps you should take the time to educate yourself on car seat safety and installation before something tragic happens!”

    The day the majority of Youtube comments are neither unintentionally hilarious nor giant buzzkills is the day – uhhh – something improbable happens.

  15. Emo makes me sleepy too.

  16. It’s not the “NO NAP FOR YOU, BABY, IT’S MUSIC TIME” part that bothers me so much as the “wave bye to the camera” part. Why does that feel so much grosser?

  17. Metal concept album recording octogenarians ahead of us, skull-sucking thrash babies behind. I don’t know what this portends, but I’m putting all my stock in black t-shirts just to be safe.

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