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While personally I enjoy the holiday season, I recognize that some people have a harder time with it. For one thing, it is so cold in the D! (Literally, not metaphorically, although I guess it is always so cold in the D metaphorically.) And for those who are without family during the holidays, or who dislike their family, it can be a lonely, stressful, depressing burden. There is no more painful reminder to the unhappy of their personal misery than the constant and public display of everyone else’s happiness. But it is up to all of us to find our way through! Whether you love or hate the holiday season, your personal fulfillment still comes from within. (Barf! Who writes this site? Deebop Chopro?) And so, if you taken no pleasure in the festive music and the colorful decorations and the promise of gifts and the company of loved ones, find something that DOES give you pleasure.
For example, smearing chocolate all over a Miley Cyrus towel and then making out with that chocolate-smeared towel while Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares (2 U)” plays in the background. (Just for an example!)
It seems all too possible that this is more of a performance art piece than an actual video about someone finding their bliss. I mean, the video is called “Sweet Treatz,” and the description on YouTube says “passioned play w/towel icon at nite in ;private boudoir paradise w/princess treatz.” But I like to imagine that this guy isn’t some unemployed Bushwick resident who stayed in with his FLiP cam one night because his fixed gear bicycle needed new pink tires. I like to think that he’s just some guy living his life, and he does not care what anybody thinks. Not even the warden at jail! (Via Buzzfeed.)
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It rubs the chocolate on its face. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the chocolate on its face or else it gets the hose again.
*pope benedict watches video jealously*
more like POOP benedict, am I right?! CAUSE THE CHOCOLATE LOOKS LIKE POOP???
(sorry)
Thank god I killed myself in the thread of the last post. I don’t think I could have handled seeing this.
My Pedo-dar just went off. And then it broke. From the high levels of Pedo in this video.
i was on board until i saw his face – please don’t make me finish it, Gabe….please…
exactly. it starts and I’m queasy and unhappy, but that’s pretty much the norm for me so I keep going, but then- it cuts to the shot of his lidded eyes and unkempt whiskers and ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo GOD WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF?
Yuck. My achy-breaky gag reflex.
Family quiz: which intervention topic to breach first:
A. Chocoholism
B. Pedophilia
C. Fashion
I’d like to start with proper nose hair maintenance and then work over to the other issues.
speaking of fetishes
how does my gif post and then get removed? *sigh*
i hope a lurker decides to take the username “deebop chopro.”
He disinfects. And he properly credits Prince.
Ironic sociopath, America.
My friend and I have an ongoing argument about whether the internet is mostly a good thing or a bad thing. I’ve been holding my pro-internet stance for a while now… but I think she just won. I ache for the time when people would do horrible things like this in privacy instead of sharing it with the world.
How rare!
Morgan Spurlock is really struggling for a followup to Super Size Me.
I’ve started an advent calendar, counting down the number of posts until this gets bumped off the first page.
“Someone’s late to the party”
-Says the guy with all the stained Lizzie Macguire Shirts.
We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part 6.5:
I just spent a very pleasurable 5 minutes turning all the -1s to 0s on comments to the Stereogum Pitchfork post that complain about Animal Collective.
Whoa accidental bold! The fun keeps on coming today.
Poop.
here’s another way this confident fella enjoys himself.
Obama Miley Cyrus Fetish Video
how he decides that the man is obama, we could never comprehend.
in looking over his page, it seems like he is actually worse than just a weird guy with a fetish- he’s a performance artist.
I M 2 Grossed Out 2 Watch U
I can just imagine this as a FLiP commercial, Miley Cyrus’ face sinks into the abyss, and then the opening to “Dream City” kicks in, and I feel very confused.
you know, i thought nothing was gonna top those creepy full skin body suit people, but somehow i stand corrected. more proof that there is no bottom when it comes to skeezy stuff on youtube.
wait, i didnt know Billy Ray had a youtube page! what? too soon?
my happiness comes from not watching stuff like this. when it comes to creepazoids on the internet i prefer not to know, one could even say i derive pleasure from not knowing. in other words, to be ignorant of this type of depressing, weirdo nonsense, is a something in this world that makes me happy. there has got to be a better way to say this.
Ignorance is my bliss? Maybe.
We can’t even be sure what’s really going on in this video.
This crazy guy, at it again
he’s kept it on the store hanger with its tags. i really hope he didnt try to return it the next day.
They told me it was discounted due to a toxic dye recall.
too bad that’s not a photo of martin lawrence. and too bad that’s not bits of egg he’s rubbing on his face. (live every week like it’s ‘wild hogs 2 got cancelled week’!)
Miley would never wear that black striped hood.
this is grosser times x1000 b/c he is a ginger
Barf me out to the max!
Somehow it becomes even creepier at the end when he washes it (her? oh god) off.
This video makes me feel so damn uncomfortable…
But I can’t stop watching it.
this is either a revolution in comedy… or a sexcrime preparation
chocolate or mole? I need to know, and now!