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Just a video about very realistic police officers using a very realistic technology to do their very mood music jobs. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)
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Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
No Super Troopers?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94jWItg95w
Leaving out the “enhance” scene from Super Troopers was an egregious mistake. Obz a first-time YouTube submission.
It’s imperative that we zoom in and enhance that man’s bald spot! There could be WMDs hidden there!
The killer is reflected on that ball spot
I get a lot of emails about this. (Re: ENHANCE9, Daily Male Enhancement TRY FREE XXXXX!!!) I didn’t know this was what they were about.
I love the one where the photograph turned into manipulable 3D space?
That’s not how the “enhance” button on your computer works? Dude, you’re getting a Dell!
Check out 1:13… You totes got busted watching porn and, yes those”ladies” enhanced.
‘Enhance’ = ‘you fuckheads! I totally caught that shit, its right there! And that is why I… am the detective’
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
“Ok, bring in the beat… enhance. Good, ok, more violins… enhance. Good… drop it down, drop it down! Come on people, this is the latest version of ProTools!”
By far my favorite crime-solving tool. Okay, zoom. Zoom. Enhance! Rotate 95 degrees! Zoom! Travel back in time five minutes! Turn into a movie! Well there we go, we just watched the murder happen. Photoshop is awesome!
pixels don’t exist in TV crime dramas.
“Those are balls.”
-Barry Zuckerkorn
sub-par comment thread.
come on, monsters! i believe in you!
Confidence Quotes
Bruce: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one’s ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: Well, there’s a first time for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.
James Franco’s pie reply to you, sir. Pie reply to you.
This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen.
(Immaletyoufinnishbut…) The most recent Red Dwarf had the best over the top enhance sequence of all time. Using, a series of reflections to get the writing off the back of a card they saw in a picture.
“If I learned anything from watching 24, you’re gonna want to zoom in and enhance.”
Gabe, This is Your Video!
I wasn’t aware that Videogum posted porn. Oh, Marshall! (Get it? Because I’m a geek who loves Alias, especially Marshall. You get it.)