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You are so happy with Verne, your terrifying child bride, that you built a time machine so that you could go back in time and KILL HITLER fall in love all over again. Get it? Time machine? Because he was in a movie about time machines? You get it. Or maybe you don’t get it now that you are so deeply in love. “Gabe, did you ever think that maybe you use humor as a defense mechanism to keep people from ever getting too close? Verne and I were talking about it last night in bed.” Oh shut up, lovebird.
IN OTHER NEWS: it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!
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This just made me so uncomfortable.
I like how the dog looks away. You are a class act, dog.
Are we all so jaded that we can’t imagine an innocent child’s capacity to be momentarily perverse?
Sign Language Catchphrase of the Decade
The only perverse person here is the video’s creator, calling the dwarf/child’s sexual organ his “crank”.
It’s just such a weird way to make a dirty gesture.
“Come here. I was referring to this when I asked you to come here.”
That’s all he can muster with Christopher Lloyd bent over in front of him? Talk about wasted opportunities.
Don’t you get it?? Its an easter egg for those aware enough to notice! Obviously he’s telling us that in Back to the future 4: The Legend of Curly’s Gold, Elizbeth Shue’s Great granddaughter will be DNA imprinted with the memory of that suggestive gesture and will seek out Doc’s son, thereby creating a world in which Biff owns a theme park for some reason…
you n00bs need to learn to pick up on hints when the director is practically shouting them at you!
Where we’re going, we don’t need corporal punishment!
he obviously doesn’t have a good relationship with his father and will grow up to believe he has sexual feelings for men when really all he needs is to have some snuggle therapy with recovered homosexuals. so yeah, i’m still not really over the richard cohen thing.
Still not the creepiest thing I’ve seen from a Back To The Future actor.
Factoid: My first, pre-teen celebrity crush was shared equally by Crispin Glover and Agent Fox Mulder (not so much David Duchovny, mysteriously). JFC, why weren’t there sparkling vampires when I was 12? IWMLWT. (I wish my life was Twilight).
He prob just had to peepee and was calling his mother/agent over. Clearly, I’m not fun.
Clearly.
“Gabe, did you ever think that maybe you use humor as a defense mechanism to keep people from ever getting too close?”
Gabe = Bandler Ching
“Where we’re going we don’t need roads, but we will need a fixed track long enough to accommodate the 88 mph needed to go back in time. Also, some coal”
Gabe, Verne is actually experiencing early stages of Parkinson’s in this scene… You insensitive, a-hole!
It flies away at the end! Mr. Fusion! It’s a rocketship train!
Right; the Native Americans called it an “Iron Pegasus”. (According to Lore.)
I’m picturing some retired old film editor sitting on a beach, sipping an umbrella drink, and then being handed a laptop. Then, his day is ruined.
Don?t forget what happened the last time you posted about a perverse dwarf named Verne.
First time I have ever felt compelled to eternally upvote a Jonas, damn you!
One point twenty one gigawatts…in his pants!
Is he calling for his body double and making the “I have to pee so I will point at my peepee” sign?
OOPS! Sorry Bingo Gas Station
“Verne: innocent boy or perverse dork?”
Stop asking Tom Wilson questions.
Jules and Verne? Jules and Perverne…
The Polar Express takes me back in time to my forgotten childhood every year, no lie.
Man, even as a youngster those kids creeped me out. Right on time, internet!
it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!
It’s a flying train, Gabe. Inconvenience: REMOVED.
Also, it was 1885! What were they supposed to do, make a time machine out of a stagecoach and get lots and lots of horses to pull it?
As Marty asked in the movie (or possibly the novelization, which I read because I’m extremely cool), if the Delorian had 150 horses under the hood, did that mean if they found 150 horses to pull it, it would get up to 88 mph? No, Doc Brown told him sadly, it did not mean that at all.
And Doc Brown wondered for a moment: “Did I just pick a fucking retard to accompany me on my time travel adventures? Should I have instead picked Scott Davis? At least he doesn’t come up with stupid fucking questions like that.”
Hee hee – remember at the very beginning of the first movie when he doesn’t know that Doc synchronized all the clocks to be late for some reason? Because he apparently doesn’t know what time it is on his own? And all those other times when he nearly violates causality and destroys the universe?
Marty McFly. So pretty (ew, I was four when B2TF 1 came out), but so, so stupid.
I bet that kid totally ate the marshmallow. I tried googling him but all I found was this police blotter “On 05-23-04, Dannel Evans, age 26, of the 800 block of Quince Orchard Blvd., in Gaithersburg was arrested and charged with First-degree Assault. The arrest was the result of an incident on Quince Orchard Blvd in Gaithersburg on the same day. “
imdb told me he “Works in a Century Theatre”and is a “Huge fan of anime and comic books”. So he was basically one of my best friends in high school.
Gonna go create 25 shell accounts so I can upvote this 25 more times. BRB.
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Score = 4