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Lots Of Love! This is probably the best PSA that I have ever seen. Someone should call the Dean of Logic College and tell him to resign, because there is a new Dean in town (Logic Town), and it is this video. You see, none of these complete strangers could possibly be racist because…oh wait, it turns out I have absolutely no way to tell one way or the other whether these people are racist or not. The best part is how the whole video is a counter-point to the statistic that 12 percent of voters believe opponents to Obama’s health care plan are racist. Huh?! I mean, I’m not trying to blow your minds with my cool math, but the argument you seem to be making would be way stronger if Rasmussen was reporting that 100 percent of voters believe that 100 percent of those who disagreed with Obama’s health care proposals were racist. As it stands, it really looks like you found all of the racists that those 12 percent of people believe exist (seriously, what a complicated statistic!) and got them to say it out loud! Good work on getting that one black guy in there right at the end, though. Phew! Close call. You should rest your case. “Black guy, your honor.”
Sorry, I know that there is nothing lamer than explaining jokes. Which is what this video is. A joke. Oh, there I go doing it again!
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I don’t know about anyone else in that video, but that tiny blond girl is definitely a racist.
p.s. Nice Blow Pop, Racist.
I loved it! her ma was all, “i guess WE’RE racist.” And the baby was like, “nigga wha?”
funny as shit check this one out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2undJyRCzOY
What’s Scott Thompson doing in this video? He’s Canadian!
“Hello, Senator Hutchinson? I’M A RACIST! NO! Goodbye!” Problem. Solved.
I wish all you racists would stop calling us and hanging up. Don’t you know, we’re all just trying to put racist on your families?
I can’t wait to call my Senator and shout indignantly that I’m not a racist. I’m expecting them to understand exactly what I mean.
I’m going to call my Senator (even though I’m Canadian), and just shout “No!!”, then hang up.
So I disagree with people who oppose Obama’s health care plan. Is this video accusing me of being prejudiced… AGAINST RACISTS?
Whoo, I need to lie down for a second. Turns out I’m a racist too.
Holy logical fallacy, Batman!
One of my favorite Wondy Showzy moments. I could never tell if he was saying “GOD’S RACIST! or”THAT’S RACIST!” though.
Numbers?! Facts?! That is just too much for me to handle, I prefer to believe what suits me best, this guy knows what I am talking about… http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_passionate_defender_of
Heh, Onion also tackled the racist anti-healthcare stance!
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/like_hell_im_going_to_let_some
I tried to post a link. I am kind of stupid, though. It might not have worked.
What’s worse? An actor looking for work by doing an “I guess I’m racist” PSA or having your headshot used in a public health poster for VD?
“What Mario isn’t telling you… he’s a racist.”
I believe this was covered on “Friends” during the infamous “The One Where Underdog Gets Away” episode where Joey has his face on a poster about the dangers of VD and can’t get laid. Question answered.
You just have to be smart enough not to be sitting under said poster while working your game.
You forget the one incredulous black man towards the beginning (for a total of two!) who in no way could ever, in life, be racist because you know, black.
I prefer the sad, accepting black guy at the end. He didn’t THINK he was a racist, but the bulletproof logic of this video convinced him.
I’m not so sure. That might be a “just turned my first trick” look of despair after he realized that he whored out his ideals. So method, this guy!
Gabe didn’t notice the first lack guy because he’s so not racist he doesn’t even see skin color.
Did you know that 12% of people who hate President Obama because he is black are racists?
There you go again, calling everyone who hates President Obama a RACIST!
Haha. That one guy at 0:30 isn’t even guessing.
He snuck on set.
He don’t guess, he’s DAMN SURE He’s a racist.
“Yeah, I’m a racist. This isn’t the DMV?”
I just did a random search and 12% of Brits think that the main ingredient of cask beer is corn. And 10% of Brits aged 18-24 think it’s milk and chocolate.
Where’s the video against that?!?
What makes me laugh is that those people practiced saying “I’m not a racist.” Where is that blooper reel?
Damn it I type slow!
Oh, they’re all OLD HANDS at saying “I’m not a racist.” (Usually it’s followed by “but did you ever notice how”)
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Lady Elaine… The scariest resident of Make Believe. And the drunkest.
a mean, drunk with a boomerang…sounds about right.
30% of U.S. citizens are stupid. I’m a U.S. citizen. I guess I’m stupid.
Some of A is B. C is A. Must C = B?
I have 3 apples. One of them is rotten. Are all apples rotten?
This all boggles the mind.
Some birds are hummingbirds. Some hummingbirds are red. Does it follow that some birds red?! Logic is for assholes!
I like how the guy @:30 just says, “I’m racist.”
i like other stuff, too. not just stuff that’s already in the comments. i like how the statements have exclamation points that are not emphasized. At all!
Wtf to the weird, off-timed double post? Opera is crazy.
NO SHE IS NOT CRAZY!!!!!U LEVE HER ALOEN!!! SHE”S IS A ROLL MODLE TO YOUNG BLACK WOMAN EVERYWERE OK??!?!?! HER SHOW HAS CHANGED SO MANY PEOPLES LIVES 4 THE BETTER AND SHE?
Oh, wait, what? Oh, OpERA. For a second there I thought you was crazy racist…
Well I won’t support any of Obama’s healthcare plan, you know, in case there are any racist people there.
25% of most rock bands are bassists. I guess I’m a bassist.
15% of inmates are rapists. I guess I’m a rapist*?
*not a “rape” rapist, however.
You bassist…
I guess I’m “racist”, because I think if we were to actually have a sampling of the kind of people who are against healthcare reform, they would look a bit more like this.
or
Rather than, you know
It would have been a lot more poignant if the Asian guy said “Lacist”.
Kept waiting for Roman Polanski to pop up – “I guess I’m a Rapist
what happens if i say completely agree with the sentiment of this video?
You get downvoted.
You know when you say a word multiple times in succession, it stops sounding like an actual word? I think that’s what these people are doing with “I guess I’m a racist”.
That way, when they decide to come clean with their bigotry – it’s all white noise.
Trick question, racists hate math…
So everyone frustrated by the 12% statistic is in fact, a ****ing racist.
Sad for this video that a lot of people in this country ARE racist and DO still try to use confederate money. This video, I tell ya.
I love the Hispanic lady. Because if English isn’t your first language, how can you be raciist?!?!
also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
This is actually the most accurate statement in the whole thing:
Is the background of that graphic supposed to be an erased chalkboard or the back of Obama’s head? Either way… Great choice!
suggested edit:
I logged in only to upvote this comment.
Also, if I prefer a vampire to a werewolf does that make me racist? MLIT
I know, it’s funny ’cause it’s true!
How’s that for explaining jokes?
The only thing I hate more than racist people are blacks.
Is it wrong that I completely believe that the two teens near the end are racists? Oscar worthy performances.
*calls up senator* NO SENATOR! I AM A RACIST MR. SENATOR! NO! I AM A RACIST CALLING YOU TO SAY NO! NO! RACISM! uhhh no. NO! *hangs up abruptly*
*smug-ass look* I’m an American fuckin hero. *puts on shades, hops astride a Harley, rides? into the setting sun*
I like the plan AND I’m racist…. Take that America!!
In that PSA I counted 1 Asian person, 2 Black people, and 16 white people…
I’m still waiting for Obama to fulfill my dream of the streets running red with communism. YES WE CAN!
racism is never funny
Unless your grandparents are drunk during Thanksgiving.
Unless you’re being racist toward a clown?
since this ad makes me hate the white men who were probably in charge of coming up with this sparkling gem, and the white men who funded it, and the white men who will accept it as a viable media message, i guess i’m a racist. and i’m totally ok with that.
Nice to see Maria Conchita Alonso getting some acting work at the 50 second mark.
Bring on Vampire’s Kiss Two!
“I am Bill O’Reilly and I approve this message”
And the lady at 0:29 is so upset about being racist, but she knows she gots to come clean.
I think the VO guy is the same guy from The Room trailer. “Experience this quirky new black comedy!” Racist.
have you ever said a word so many times that it stops making sense?
At :49 it sounds like she is saying “Yes im racist!” hahaha
The truth is, a lot of people in this country ARE racist. They just won’t admit to it especially now that we have a black president.
funny as shit check this one out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2undJyRCzOY
Guess. Arm raises.
I once treated a black man like I would anyone else…I guess that makes me racist.
It’s probably because I’m a racist and can’t understand black people’s crazy jive speech.
Sorry. That was supposed to be a reply to my own comment about the Wonder Showzen reference above. It’s out of context and unfunny down here. Not that it was ever funny to begin with. I hate myself.