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DJ Khaled’s new music video is not as good as his McCafe commercials, but it does raise an interesting question: WHAT’S IN THE HATCH?!
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All that for an (spoiler alert) iPod? Oh, DJ Khaled, won’t you feel foolish when they open an Apple store in your neighborhood.
I was hoping the briefcase had McDonald’s in it. Cross-promotional opportunity MISSED, DJ Khaled.
I’m a little out of touch with what the kids are listening to these days, but it’s nice to see Usher in a blazer and pocket square. What’s such a nice young man doing hanging out with such thugs?
I like the fact that between DJ Khaled and Rick Ross, guys with bald heads and thick beards are in fashion, as it once again validates Shel Silverstein as a fashion icon.
“When that whupped cream hits yo face and even on yo nose!”
Nice.
I believe he said whoop cream
They couldn’t get all black jet skis?
i watched about two minutes of this video until I realized i did not understand a word they were saying. take those damn marbles out of your mouth. Ugh, I’m so fed up with crappy rappy music.
Nuthin’ says straight hood like ordering a senior McCafe and reading the newspaper for 5 hours.
We The Worst!
DJ Whaled is Aizzie
Let’s all get Bizzie
Eating some Chilizzie
Now I’m Dizzie
It’s too Earlizzie
To enjoy these Festivitizzies
Beard like a Grizzlizzie
Hiding in their Hizzie
Sitting like and Indianizzie
Skeeting all the Jizzie
Eating the kream Krispizzie
With my good friend Lizzie
Mizzie Nizzie Orly-izzie Pizzie
A billion Quadrillionizzie
Feeling Reallizzie Sill-izzie
Getting out of Troublizzie
Sing it, Usherizzie
Try not to Vomitizzie
“Cuz I’m taking a Wizzie
Watching repeats of the X-File-izzies
Getting tired *Yawnizzie*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzizzie
THERE.
Now that that’s out of the way, can I please have some real lyrics now, rapping community?
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You crazy for this one KajusX!
Upvoted for “Grizzlizzie.”
Man, I didn’t realize Videogum was frequented by olds. It wasn’t the best Khaled track, but -izzle jokes?
Actually, they’re ‘izzie’ jokes.
And I wouldn’t posted them if they weren’t in the song, but they were.
Enjoy your youth, stupid lamp.
*And I wouldn’t HAVE posted them…
(It’s one of those days)