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Crazy Heart trailer, you guys:
Ah, OK, I get it. This is Jeff Bridges’s The Guitar Playing Wrestler. That is what this is. And this is only the beginning, I bet. So many The Wrestlers on their way, probably. The Pool Shark Wrestler, The Former Poet Laureate Wrestler, The Overweight Sandwich Chain Spokesperson Wrestler. But that is all in the future. Right now it is just Jeff Bridges, and his race for the Oscar for Most Mumbliest Marble Mouth. Acting!
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The Guitar Dude abides.
Instead of the Ram Jam, his signature move will be the Rude Dude, where he berates the crowd for quoting The Big Lebowski at him.
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I hope this movie keeps up Maggie Gyllenhaal’s recent trend of dying in a horrible, fiery explosion, a la “The Dark Knight.”
I used to dislike her, and then I saw her in “Away We Go” and now I looooooooove her.
Me too, but I don’t think she’s anywhere near young enough to play grizzled old dude’s love interest.
i liked this movie better when it starred townes van zandt, and it was real.
This is like Eddie Vedder in an alternate universe.
Of course I am going to see this movie. I will see this movie and CRY and fall in love with Jeff Bridges even more and buy this movie on DVD and CRY some more when he doesn’t win an Oscar.
Well, I have no idea what he’s talking about around :46 or so…something about…hockey? falling on his knees garbledemuble LESS man a manabe?
Videogum is VidoesIcan’tmakeitthroughgum this week. Geez.
I just copyrighted The Vampire Tween Idol Wrestler.
It’s almost as if Hollywood wants to break up with us (America) and doesn’t have the nerve, so it is gradually becoming more awful so that we will be forced to do the dumping. It’s over between us Hollywood! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.
Nick Nolte wasn’t available?
Alternate Title: “Hey Dude”
As in-
the Nickelodeon show’s western theme mixed with how Jeff Lebowski is and always will be The Dude.
Does you need a prescription for the Blues?
Because he has a PhB! (A doctorate in the Blues)
“And now, I’m an old broken down piece of meat with the occasional acid flashback.”
“Fuck cheese! Get your own fucking cheese, man! I need my fucking johnson!”
- Randy “The Dude” Lebowski, PhB
And now I’m finished.
Always I downvote the explanation. Let the joke stand, my friend. Let the joke stand.
Gee. Thanks.
I was being sarcastic.
DAMN me and my explaining things.
I’m an old broken down piece of Glen Campbell.
“Jeff Bridges in a legendary performance”
I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT, THANKS.
Dear Hollywood,
Please stop casting actors who cannot play guitar in guitar playing roles. Yes, I’m sure you think that you can send Jeff Bridges to guitar boot camp for two weeks and he’ll emerge as Robert Freaking Johnson, but it always ends up like this:
I had no idea Lil Wayne was such a Garret Dutton fan.
Jeff Bridges is the poverty-stricken man’s Tom Petty (Tom Petty having already played the poor man’s himself in Wristcutters).
They already made this movie in the 80′s. And it had Robert Duvall in it. (Tender Mercies for you kids.)
hold up. was that Colin Farrell at 1:27? Cos that changes everything completely.