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She’s back!
Always go with what your dog wants. If your dog wants to sit up, let your dog sit up. Don’t forcibly pull your dogs legs out from under him or her, flattening your dog to the ground as you aggressively force your dog to submit to a massage of it’s head and back. If your dog wants to go out in the yard and play, let your dog go out in the yard and play. Don’t strap your dog to a board in the basement and thoroughly no-mo your dog against its well, tears from your tired, red eyes matting down his or her fur. Don’t scream at your dog about how important it is for dogs to receive massages from their owners in order to understand the love that their owners feel for them and how that love does not compare to anything that the owner feels for any human beings, unless your dog wants you to scream that.
Now you’re cooking with dog massage!
Signed,
Henry Wrinkler.
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Darby would look good in my lap. No nomo.
I massage my dogs, No Slo-mo
http://twitpic.com/photos/DS3M
My dog has regular eyes. No glow-mo.
No Romo.
Is that scooby saying no homo, or do you dislike the QB for the cowboys? (SQUINTY EYED FREAK)
- “How would you like your massage?”
- “Ruff.”
Who doesn’t love a good Body Massage?
woof
That’s what Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood said?
AWW! Henry Wrinkler is the cutest doggie ever! I thought I was the only one who named my dogs after Happy Days stars (Scott Bowwow & Tom Dogsley).
mine are named “Bone-ie” and “Crotchy.”
The way she says “Henry Wrinkler.” Oh, I just….can’t….I can’t.
I’d like this more if the dogs were wearing towels around their waists.
“No-mo moments, no-mo problems.” – Biggie Paws
“I prefer clockwise, but it’s not written in stone.” – Henry Wrinkler
no amazing grace? what a tease
Did I, did I not hear her say that dog’s really enjoy “Amazing Grace.” I thought they enjoyed licking their junk . but maybe that’s just me.
henry wrinkler wants her to sit on it, it = a food processor, ayyy
I feel so scared for her pets. She always gives me the feeling that I am witnessing kitty and puppy foreplay.Not the good kind between two animals who love each other, but the creepy kind between a lonely woman and her frightened, unwilling pets.
Petting is the Victrola of affectionate gestures — get with the times!
Also, there is more TWSS going on here than I can handle. Yes, let’s discuss head technique seeing as how it’s a sensitive area. And so forth.
I may need to change my user picture.