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The fact that this video only has 400,000 views is as if only 400,000 people knew about the Holocaust. It’s like George Santanaya said, “those who cannot learn from miserable Joe Pesci bullshit rap videos are doomed to repeat them.” That’s on his tombstone. And it will be on ours, too, if we’re not more careful. NEVER FORGET. (Thanks for the tip, Glinner.)
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Yes, yes you are a clown sent here to amuse me.
I don’t expect much from Pesci, but I refuse to believe that Frank Vincent had nothing better to do on the day this was shot.
When was this made?!?
1998. I own the cd.
This is either the best joke ever or the saddest. Either way, you win, I think.
Also, this video is a great way to start the LOLkend (that was a stretch).
My brain just exploded…..I’m sorry, I didn’t want to get blood on your floor Hendry
It must have really been a stretch of Joe Pesci’s award-winning(?) acting skills to rap arrhythmically while staring blankly into a camera.
Did they just drug him and prop him up in front of a board to film this?
Towards the end I thought it might be a Joe Pesci animatronic… I kept waiting for him to break into “The Bare Necessities”.
The director wisely told Mr. Pesci, “The less movement, the better,” after Joe showed a few steps he had picked up from watching the kids on MTV.
That flow is mad tight. (TWSS)
If you like nightmares, follow this link. My Cousin Ugh: http://www.uulyrics.com/music/joe-pesci/album-vincent-laguardia-gambini-sings-just-for-you/
Although, to be fair, Take Your Love and Shove It is the song I lost my virginity to. As in, that song forced itself upon me when I was just a child.
Any time Graham Lineham or Videogum reference each other, my heart lights up. It’s like getting to see two stars collide.
It was creative of him to completely rip off Blondie like that. Nice job, Joe Pesci. I guess they didn’t sue him because nobody cared about this song. But I think we should all sue him for burdening the world with such garbage. Videogum class action lawsuit, anyone?
Her mother didnt’ like me I never gave a fuck
Her brother didn’t like me I hit him with a truck
Her sister was a (?) everybody got a ride
Her father was a rat so I murdered him alive
Isn’t it “buried”? How dare you insinuate that this song doesn’t make all the sense in the world!
This man knows how long it takes Sam Tipton to cook grits. As far as I’m concerned, he can do what he wants.
eww, the hands at 0:39 are SO GROSS
I hope the ladies in the video who agreed to be touched by Joe Pesci were adequately compensated for that violation.
someone please tell me the first line is not “hey, eat out my ass”. because that is all i am hearing, and dear god, that cannot be true.
And who thought rapping over the beat to Rapture by Blondie was relevant to hip hop? He’s no Debbie Harry, which is something that will never be said again.
That’s great, Joe. I’m really happy you’re a wiseguy.
Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox!
I LOLed at that.
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No Italian stereotypes EVER drive by my fast food place (?) and hands me money for doing well in school.
This might be the single most amazing thing I’ve seen all week. Oh my shit.
Is that Naomi Campbell in the video??
Ah, the wet bandit strikes again.
they’re the sticky bandits now
I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?