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Often times in this hectic modern age that we live in, people’s idea of preparing for a party is to open a bag of Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips*, pour them into a bowl, and presto: you’ve got a party. But this Best New Party Game is so simple, you’ll have plenty of time left over to make your own chips by hand. Probably.
As with most of our BNPs these days, this one comes to us from the Twitter. And it is as follows:
#oneletteroffmovies
Easy enough. The only rule is that you can change one letter, but you can’t add a letter that was not there to begin with. The new title must contain the same number of letters as the original title, with only one letter being changed. (Or what?). So:
- Hobocop
- The Last Piss
- Dude, Where’s My Cat?
- Three Men End a Baby
Now, this game was particularly popular over the weekend. Maybe you already played it. That’s OK! Just post your favorite entries here and see how they stack up against the competition (because of how this is such a serious competition). Or just play again. You’re fine. Relax.
*Hi, Tostito’s! I hope you enjoyed my plug for delicious Tostito’s-brand “Scoops?” tortilla chips. Please send one million dollars to gabe@videogum.com c/o Chris Farley’s Ghost.
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Fleshdance
Slashdance
2010 !
so it’s like, earlier? I’m not very good at this game
2010 is the sequel, with the guy from Jaws
Apocalypse Cow.
I just realized I might have accidentally stolen this one. Sorry.
Yeah it was mine, from twitter over the weekend. No worries though. Frankly, I’m honored.
I knew it! It was stuck in my head. Well done!
Faygo: A Coen brothers movies for all the ninjas. A lot of necrobestiality can happen in the middle of nowhere.
Hah, I was hoping you’d repost this one from twitter!
No shame over here. Ever. It’s a problem.
Lord of the Zings (Juggalos didn’t see it coming. Nice.)
True Lips
I twittered the shit out of this game. Are you ready, Monsters?
Dude, Where’s My CPR?A story of cardiac arrest and postmortem litigation.
Me too. I said I’d reuse them shamelessly!
Faygo still makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Duck Soap.
(even I think this is stupid…maybe LeMonjello and I should just stand off to one side and let the rest of you monsters get to work).
I’ll join you guys. I brought video pizza. We’ll just sit this one out and upvote all the witty monsters.
Can I join??? I’m not funny!!
I laughed! Believe in yourself, for that’s the place to start.
Duck Coup (the ducks are taking over!)
King Dong
sorry, that movie’s probably already been made anyway.
Must Love Pogs
Can we be BFF?
Also, Reservoir Pogs? Sorry. Am I riding coattails here?
Pog Day Afternoon
Top Fun
The Blues Brothels
Gabe: Pig in the City
is it ok that it took me a minute to figure out what was different about this one?
– A heartwarming story of growing up and being yourself.
Copy/Paste FAIL!
The Goof, The Bad and The Ugly
“Gay it forward,” also known as Best New Party Game 11.
Rachel Getting Harried
two letters off and a little cruel but i originally thought of Rachel Getting Buried
nice icon. one of my favorite movies!
Maxi Driver
Gays of Thunder…. Tom would just love it
Raging Dull
The Ape of Innocence
Blazing Sandles – Mel Brooks’ original treatment for The Ten Commandments
This made my day
The Drapes of Wrath
“…and you will never alter drapes in atlanta again, because you do not cross a sugar baker woman!”
The Gropes of Wrath.
Cockfail (Here’s to you Mr. Cruise)
The Drapes of Wrath
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Pilates of the Carribean
Fig Trouble in Little China
The Green Milf
Where the Wild Things Ate
Where the Mild Things Are
Runny People
Sorry, I meant to say Funny Poople.
Full Fetal Jacket
Full Metal Jackee: Oooh Mary cut edition.
Pig Trouble In Little China … ok I’m done.
Blood Pimple
Short Cues – Robert Altman’s loosely-knit collection of stories about playing pool in a very small room
It was around this point that I thought my participation in this trend might border on obsession. It didn’t stop me, though.
Citizen Kanye
That was my submission for the kid-version of classic movies game. Jinx!
It is to be the same number of letters as the original title. You violated the rules of the game. Just pointing that out for ya.
“Teacher, you forgot to take up the homework!”
-ClownCoffee
Annie Ball
Top Pun
Dancer In the Park
Revolutionary Toad
Lend It Like Beckham
Light Club
Little Man Kate
the Flair Witch Project
Bone in 60 Seconds
Lard of the Rings
Inglourious Bastards. Better.
Dial “Q” for Murder
“W for Vendetta”
Double the V, double the vendetta.
Monsoon Weeding – the story of a wet, overgrown garden
True Bromance.
Don’t give anyone ideas. I can see Vince Vaughn on the poster already.
Top Bun
Forrest Hump
The tag line to Top Bun- “When all the toppings are already on, you know its time for…”
Mouse on Haunted Hill
The Lady and the Cramp – Disney’s heartwarming tale of a girl’s first visit from her Aunt Flo.
I Can Do Rad All by Myself- The story of a boy air guitaring in his basement.
Die Shard
I’m sorry?
Gosford Pork
whatever porks
Sun City.
Footsie
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mint – Charlie Kaufman’s story of finding lint-free hard candy
Schindler’s Fist
Ghost Shit (sorry)
Crunk
The Shawskank Redemption
mullets over broadway
What’s Love Got To Do With ET?
Erection
500 Days of Hummer
more like 500 Days of Bummer!
Dr Strangeglove
Check the game rules again, failer
The Green Bile
Rabbi Proof Fence
Adventures in Babyhitting
Adventures in Babyshitting
Stare Wars.
A Hard Gay’s Night
Graveheart
that guy was such a downer
The Silence of the Lamps
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boob
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Womb
I’m Bruges bout a man named Bruges.
Schlindler’s Lisp
Schindler’s Fist
The Bucket Fist
The Fist and the Furious
Fist Times at Ridgemont High
The Fist (The Mist)
Celine and Julie Go Goating
Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragon
seems subtle, but the difference is surprising!
okay, i’m out already
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone. Because England.
The Men Who Stare At Goatse
If you make it “The Men who Star at Goatse,” I think you’re technically within the bounds of the game. And still funny.
Mainman: The story of Tom Cruise’s completely platonic, hetero-friendship with the guy that works at Baskin Robbins.
Glazing Saddles
Let the Right Bone In
Rule breaker.
Dig Hard
The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly
It’s a Wonderful Lime
the Beer Hunter
Go Kill A Mockingbird
Seven
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Zest
Clever girl…
There Will Be Flood
MASHville
Plow
Jars 2 (just when you thought it was safe to go into the pantry again)
Stephen King’s The Staind
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Store
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prance
Warted – starring Angelina Jolie as the Toad.
Requiem for a Cream
Six Days, Semen Nights
tom cruise and gay people:
A Few Good Men
.
(I cheated)
A Few Nood Men. Because Tom Cruise is gay and semiliterate.
Homo Alone 2: Lost In New York
Its a documentary of the time Tom Cruise spent in New York.
Gremlins 2: The New Bitch
She’s All Twat
Hearts of Dorkness
Deep Blue Pea (Damn genetic engineering!!!)
The Fag of War
TMNT 2: Secret of the Booze (recycled from @Twitter)