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With his history of violence and his homemade pilots of children’s TV shows about boxes. Huh? What is this? It’s Box Talk with Dr. Boxter! Go to jail, Richard Heene, if for some reason you are not already in jail.
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The wife looks like she was pregnant with a Falcon (and a couple of Egrets) when they shot this in the Denver Community Access Channel Basement Studio/Soundstage 7
That was when Falcon was just Uterus Boy. (sniff)
Dr. Boxter aside, boxes are fun. er, were fun. I don’t play with boxes anymore.
Delusional people are great because they 1) make amazing videos and 2) (in some gesture of naiive grandeur) insist on trademarking content NO ONE would dream of stealing. And what is Box Talk without Box Cat??????
Yargh! You beat me to the Box Cat Reference! Also: HUUUH? This guy won’t quit! I keep thinking Videogum just hasn’t been updated (ssssshyeah, right! As if!!!) b/c every time I’ve checked this Heane character is at the top.
Also: Box Talk is the name of your boyfriend’s misogynistic talk show.
HAHAHAHA!! LOLOLOLOL!!! “hey there cool dudes & bros, welcome to yet ANOTHER installment of Box Talk! Today on Box Talk…” [gunshot]
From the page: “…Heene details a way to reinforce boxes with duct tape, shingles and latex paint. He claimed this structure could be slapped together in a half-hour and withstand 20-mph winds. He was was especially eager to turn cardboard boxes into makeshift homes for evacuees after Hurricane Katrina.”
The worst, crazy and also a jerk.
THAT LITERALLY IS THE WORST.
We should put him in one of those padded boxes that they have in asylums. He’d love that.
Stop it, Internet. You’re giving me way too much Heene family footage to sort through. Wake me up when the true crime documentary comes out, or at least the Law & Order: SVU dramatization.
This looks more and more like an in-progress sequel to FATAL VISION. Please make him go away already.
This guy is the worst, look at all those stupid names: Boxville, Boxter, Mayumi. I mean, C’MON SON!
I might get flamed forever because of this but I kind of liked it. Sure, it’s messed, but imagine having a dad who would do all that and had enough genuine enthusiasm to make a kids’ show that you could star in! Sure he lied to authorities and that was bad but this makes me think a lot more of the guy.
That’s my Cocker Spaniel.
Your box is your friend. Take care of it. It can save your life.