
You crazy for this one, Fey! (Get it? You get it. Yesterday.) I know that it’s a cliche at this point to watch celebrities give an interview and think that you would be friends with them, because obviously you wouldn’t be friends with them. They’re complete strangers, you know nothing about them. Pat, pre-rehearsed anecdotes do not count as knowing anything about them. And as if anyone is really “being themselves” on a late night talk show, one of the most canned social interactions on the planet. David Letterman keeps his studio negative a thousand degrees! That’s not how you make friends. It all boils down to the deep need for human emotional connection, especially with people that you spend (sometimes) more of your life with in watching their work than you do with your friends and family (yikes, this just took a turn for the
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But we’d be friends with Tina Fey, right, you guys? All of us! Video Pizza Party at Tina’s house!




























I’d hit that.
Sexually.
Sexually I’d hit that.
Amy Winehouse and Tina Fey. Creepy.
Tina Fey is more than just “hittable”. She’s the kind of woman I want to spoonfeed peach sorbet and put on a D’Angelo record for. I want to make her dinner, possibly a lemon pepper shrimp scampi and sauteed asparagus with a nice, aged Sauvignon Blanc, and light candles and talk about every trivial thing we have in common, (“Oh, you’re Greek too? No way…”) until the passion rises to an unbearable and undeniable height. She’s the kind of woman who deserves to feel like a woman. Yes. A woman with womanly needs.
That I’d hit.
Finding Fey by D’Amato Dali. Do it.
http://www.myspace.com/damatodali
That stranger is my best friend. Which says something about where I’d be on that list.
This is the lamest comment of the century, but she’s so great. She’s just so great.
She always reminds me of that song… “it’s hard out there for a pimp.” I think it’s because she works really hard, not because of the pimping.
If I could have handled the charges, I would have dialed 1-900-OKFACE in a heartbeat.
Gay magic is my favorite kind of magic.
I just saw a preview of Date Night starring Tina Fey and Steve Carrell. WOOOOOF. I know Hollywood in general doesn’t try, but I was hoping that two funny actors, despite their questionable movie track record, could bang out something better than that.
yeah.. at least it’d be hotter than Tina Fey banging it out with Amy Winehouse up there.
Tina Fey has the best legs. I wish I had calves like hers.
Tina Fey:Prudish :: Michelle Duggar:Slutty
(and now I feel weird for knowing that Tina Fey maybe only slept with one dude her whole life.)
Well, to be fair, maybe she and her husband are swingers, or have some kind of open-relationship agreement where she can have sex with other men or women outside of the marriage as long as he doesn’t know about it, or maybe her husband has a cuckold fetish and asks her, during sex, to recount her sexual adventures with assorted strangers she met on Craigslist.
Now think about how much weirder you’d feel for knowing one of THOSE things, and count your damn blessings.
Well to be fair, Michelle Duggar has probably only slept with one guy. She’s just done it 19 times (and counting!).
sorry, i didn’t realize you also started your comment with ‘well, to be fair.’….
The great part was that you both went to opposite sides of the equation. And you were both right.
It’s the bouffant that makes her slutty.
Who the hell is TINAY Fey?
You people do realize, she is the one who is primarily responsible for Lindsay Lohan being a name people actually recognize.
I think the Parent Trap did that.
I though it was her boobs.
How dare Tina Fey make a fun movie that Lindsey Lohan was in!
Mean Girls is some good fun.
good thing she resisted using a prop this time. nary a pair of groucho glasses in sight.
I wish Tina Fey was my awesome aunt that takes me to cool museums and all my guy friends have crushes on.
9:30!
I love Tina Fey as much as one can love a famous person on a talk show, but Liz Lemon is the one I really wanna be friends with.
Tina Fey wasn’t so hot when she was at second city. I remember seeing a pbs documentary on second city and she was in the troupe at the time with rachel dretch. I didn’t even recognize her at first.

well, everyone looked like that in the 90s.
Jeez, I was expecting to see a photo of Quasimodo. That just looks like Tina Fey + bad haircut + 20lbs. Funny how people get prettier when they have stylists and personal trainers fussing over them constantly.
Whatevs. I’d take her out behind the middle school and get her pregnant.
I officially love Tina Fey! She gives me hope. I also can’t give it away. If I can find a Gigolo perhaps….I’m probably gonna grow up to be her one day which I find no problem with.