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I’M LIKE THE WILLARD SCOTT OF BLOGS!
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
he is exactly 7 years older than i would have guessed.
Just out of curiosity, why a “death” tag? It’s a bit presumptuous.
It’s the duplicitous nature of our existence. Life inevitably brings Death.
I ain’t see no “Life” tag.
I didn’t realize it took him this long to be cast in a Disney film about hamsters.
Smuckers!
My favorite thing about this is the tags. The only thing standing between Zach Galifianakis and death is Willard Scott! I bet there’s some foreshadowing there. Or, it’s just alphabetical.
What a brief and horrifying trip down nightmare lane that Willard Scott tag is.
If Willard Scott tried to say happy birthday to Zach Galifianakis, you know he’d stammer his way through his last name, mumble something incoherent, gnash his teeth like a hell-beaver, insult some small Japanese girls, and try and salvage the segment by talking about delicious Smuckers. You know it in your heart.
Happy Birthday Zach.
So are you in a comedy troupe with this guy too? Cuz I fuckin love you for that.
I think you meant, “Happy birthday, Julie Andrews.” (Or Randy Quaid.)
Zach is CHAY-OS.