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Well, so many of you have sent this in as a tip, that clearly it is your favorite thing. Brett “My Name Is Synonymous With Talent” Ratner claims that his short-film contribution to New York, I Love You in which a dude fucks a paraplegic in a park is based on his childhood? Gross, Brett Ratner. Gross, Videogum tipsters.
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Ugh; sex with a paraplegic hanging from a tree / jungle gym / soccer net is an old joke that I’ve heard many times. It usually ends with the teller returning the girl to her home where her father thanks you because “the last guy left her hanging”, or something to that effect. Is this ringing a bell for anyone else or should I be reevaluating the circles I run in?
I’m trying to imagine how this might work. For the life of me, I’m stumped.
Well played sir!
a) when most people refer to their “most personal” work it deals with themes of overcoming something in their past. for ratner, it’s sex.
b) why is it gross to have sex with a paraplegic? oh, sorry, as ratner so delicately puts it (twice) a cripple?
c) why is it less gross to have sex with someone pretending to be a paraplegic?
d) barf, ratner is a douche.
Say what you will about Brett Ratner, but he cares enough about authenticity to fly in a tree from upstate New York for the 75 pound paraplegic surrogate to hand from during sex in his most personal film. More personal than Rush Hour 2, even.
*hang
Arghhhh!
Let’s just say I know how to embed photos, but I’m going to let you choose whether you want to see an orgy of worstness.
http://bit.ly/fgRn8
“What? Just chillin’ with my fugitive child rapist buddy. EXPLOSION!”
– Brett Ratner
Ok, it’s a very bizarre and non-conventional way to lose your virginity. Probably something most people wouldn’t tell anyone. But what is even more bizarre is going the the pain staking trouble to recreate the scenario.
I never feel right about people saying that sex with someone who is handicapped is gross. I mean, imagine if you were in some sort of accident that left you without the use of some or all of your limbs. Pretty bad huh? Also, now everyone views sex with you as taboo. What a big bowl of : (
yeah, i was trying to say that before, but maybe should have said why is it “considered” gross?
Let’s play hangman shall we?
N_W YO_K I CR_EP Y_U
This comment displays a fundamental misunderstanding of the rules of Hangman.
Also, in the context of this post, shouldn’t it be “hangwoman”, AMIRIGHTGUYS???
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ok then
Brett Ratner only wishes he had sex with a girl hanging from a tree. He probably just lost his virginity having sex with a tree ; )
my first major (sleepovers! oh my) gf was a paraplegic.. does that mean i have to make a moofie about it now..?